Thread: Lab guy

This guy was working in a lab which had bred a strain of dolphins that would live forever as long as they were fed seagulls every day. One day the lab ran out of seagulls and the man had to run out and get some. As he neared the beach, he saw a group of lions sleeping in the path. He carefully stepped over them, dashed down to the beach and collected some seagulls, but as he was returning to the lab he was arrested for transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.




I'll get my coat.

Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together. The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good.

Larry and Sam did so much together that they even died together.

Larry went to heaven and Sam went to hell.

Larry was doing well in heaven and one day St. Peter came up to him and said, "Larry, you know you are the nicest lobster we ever had up here. Everyone likes you but you seem to be a bit depressed.

Tell me what is bothering you, maybe I can help."

Larry said, "Well, don't get me wrong Pete, I like it up here and everything, but I really miss my good friend Sam Clam. We used to do everything together and I really miss him a lot."

St. Peter looked at Larry with pity and said to him, "I tell you what, I can arrange it so that you can go down to hell tomorrow and visit Sam all day. How would that sound?"

This made Larry very happy and he got up bright and early the next morning and grabbed his wings, his harp, and his halo and got in the elevator to hell. When the doors opened he was met by Sam. They hugged each other and they were off. You see in Hell Sam owned a disco. They spent the day there together and had a great time. At the end of the day Larry and Sam went back to the elevator together said their goodbyes and Larry got back in the elevator and went up to heaven. He stepped off the elevator and was greeted by St. Peter who blocked the doorway to heaven. He looked at Larry and said, "Larry Lobster, didn't you forget something?"

Larry looked around and said, "No, I don't think so I have my halo and my wings."

St. Peter looked at him and said, "Yes, but what about your harp?" Larry gasped and said, "I Left My Harp in Sam Clam's Disco."

Getting better, anyway...Heh...

Left My Harp In Sam Clam's Disco will join Pardon Me Roy, Is That The Cat That Chewed Your New Shoes as the words I remember when hearing those tunes.

Yeah, I was thinking of posting 'Pardon Me Roy' as well but thought that it's probably already been posted here

Must have been 40 years ago I heard that joke and can't hear Chatanooga Choo Choo without recalling the silly words.

Originally Posted by misskit

Left My Harp In Sam Clam's Disco will join Pardon Me Roy, Is That The Cat That Chewed Your New Shoes as the words I remember when hearing those tunes.

"I'd much rather be...

Reverend Blue Jeans!"...

-Neil Diamond

How about the other version of Carolina in the Morning?...Heh...

Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina in the morning...

Nothing could be sweeter than to spread her legs and eat her in the morning...

With apologies to Gus Khan...