Larry

[keda]

Subject: Larry

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my dick," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his pecker?"

"Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks any time you want."


Larry is recovering in room 232 at NYUMedicalCenter.

[Frankenstein]

Larry is a funny guy, gotta give him that.