Thread: Apple cider vinegar - wonder cure?

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

We are still looking for that "magic bullet,"

Oh, why didn't you say so before?


On an empty stomach, line up your kitchen counter with a double shot glass full of the cheapest white vinegar you can find, a single shot of imitation lemon juice and a thimble full of rose water.

Whilst chewing on 2 raw roots of ginseng and ginger, snort a 12" line of turmeric followed by 2 drops of cod liver oil in your eye, quick-like.

Once you've regained your equilibrium - shoot the vinegar, lemon juice and rose water in that order only pausing between shots to lap at a generous mixture of baking soda, cinnamon, sage and ground chili pepper.

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

sprout wings and fly

Finally, mainline some liquid form Ginko Biloba and you'll be soaring.

Originally Posted by hick

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

sprout wings and fly

Finally, mainline some liquid form Ginko Biloba and you'll be soaring.

I'm calling bullshit.
Everyone knows only Red Bull gives you wings.

Originally Posted by marcusb

Slightly off topic but years ago I had a couple warts on my finger and tried everything imaginable. Had the warts for quite a few years. I took a bandaid soaked the centre patch with ACV changed it twice a day, four days later the wart was black, couple days later it was gone.

Well I don't have gout, but I do like the taste and tends to fend off a coming itchy cough pretty quick.

Originally Posted by Plan B

Everyone knows only Red Bull gives you wings.

And some sanitary towels from the 1990s.


Anyway, why not just drink apple cider?

Got a nasty gout attack going on now as I type, I suspect it's self inflicted.

I hope it dont hang around to long for yu BLD

I drink both apple cider and wine vingar daily and feel there are some medicinal purposes for doing so. I also like it's taste and pretty much use them on all my salads along wth extra virgin olive oil and some salt. Sliced tomatoes or sliced cucumbers and onion mixed with oil and vinegar are also tasty. Since the Thais use so much sugar in their salad dressings and overall cooking, the vinegar based salads give me the tartness I am looking for.

There are plenty of sources stating the medicinal benefits of vinegar, but I believe only some of the claims. I personally feel one benefits from consuming apple cider vinegar as opposed to not consuming any.

Originally Posted by rickschoppers

I personally feel one benefits from consuming apple cider vinegar as opposed to not consuming any.

What benefit do you feel, Rick?

That's a treat on salad.

the missus brought me some back yesterday, the cheap stuff, fuck drinking that need, that shit would strip paint.

i must say though it worked a treat on my heartburn

Neat?...

oops yes neat

Pretty good Freudian slip, though...Had me going...

Got a bottle of Bragg (with the "Mofo," heh) a few days ago and down a tablespoon every morning...

946 ml for about $9 Canadian...

Try it for a few months and see...

Originally Posted by Dillinger

oops yes neat

Dillinger you are a good poster and one that I take seriously, now I've never done this before but I must draw your attention to your avatar, it distracts Me from the true poster you are, because I see Chico the clown image out the corner of My eyes.

Blast it all! Just realized I've been drinking grape...



Tastes about the same as apple, really.

I'll have to go look for some....

Originally Posted by hick

organic, gluten free, pesticide free, no preservative, diet, grown in heaven's rolling pastures, Apple Cider V

pretty soon.

^ Heh...'Kin hell, hick...A man needs a maid...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

A man needs a maid...

be rude not to

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

A man needs a maid...

Mine has a heart of gold...

And I'm gettin old...

Do you really have a maid, LD?

Certainly not in the sense of "servant". But she is still rather maidenly. And does have a heart of gold.

In that case, there is no payment for services rendered?

She cleans house, innit?...And picks up ACV, not Red Grape Vinegar...

Neil Young had it right...

Took my second sip/gulp today of Braggs. Problem is there were two other days in between...heh, heh

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Pretty good Freudian slip, though...Had me going...

Got a bottle of Bragg (with the "Mofo," heh) a few days ago and down a tablespoon every morning...

946 ml for about $9 Canadian...

Try it for a few months and see...

$12 at my local minimart for braggs wth the mothafooker, a bit cheeky but at least it's available, gonna give it a whirl, going to stop buying my beerlao at tat minimart to, since I found a place near them for a thousand kip per can less, this damn gout makes me angry, they have been fooking me for a while on the beer sales but now I have an alternative will return to there ma and pa just to stock up on the mofo cider.