Thread: Old Age...

Originally Posted by Rigger

Looked in the miror yesterday and noticed a couple of gray hairs that werent there last time I looked.

I use windex or some soapy water with some vinegar in to keep mine nice and clean.

nothing wrong in having a siesta especially after a good BJ in the afternoon

A spoon full of Vinegar everyday can cure cough's colds and scabby holes

Have you tried a copper bracelet with magnets? They sometimes help with the old aches and pains.

Now 60 year old is not an old age any more. We're call a middle age. ^ The reserch was said that the old age started at 80'!!!

Originally Posted by Nawty

It is bringing tears to my eyeys and gives me the same satisfaction as pulling hairs outa me nose.

The hair from my head migrated to my ears and nose..

Both knees shot to bits and one's less than a year old a shoulder that hurts like hell after surgery to pin it back together again years ago, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and eyebrows and nose hair that's like bloody wire wool, it's the last 2 that jack me off

Other than that I'm fightin fit

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Originally Posted by Rigger

Looked in the miror yesterday and noticed a couple of gray hairs that werent there last time I looked.

I use windex or some soapy water with some vinegar in to keep mine nice and clean.

Your hair or the mirror?

Hey guys I've just found one for your Dick, copper band I mean
On sale soon in all good supermarkets (£14.99)

try having neuropathy and your feet hurt all the damn time. Take pills just to keep an edge on that. I may have to get better pain meds, but where and what?

#35 Farang Red.
And watch yer dick turn green!

#36 Rascal,
Laudanum.

Copper Penis Bracelet Improves Erections For Randy Drunk TD Members

Scientists have discovered that a thin band of copper around the penis does wonders for male erections. After exhaustive trials involving hundreds of volunteer women and three professors, there is now no doubt that a copper penis bracelet is a very effective tool.

"It worked for me", declared Otto Drangle, Emeritus Professor of Interesting Ideas at Oxbridge.

"I slipped it on in a dark corner of our laboratory. Then three naked ladies came out from behind a hidden screen. No doubt about it. The copper bracelet instantly did the trick", he explained.
Another professor, from the metallurgy faculty, told how the copper penis bracelet had exactly the reverse affect to the same sort of thing oldies wear around their wrist to cure arthritis.

"The penis and the wrist are all part of the human body", revealed Prof Jock Atkins. They're a long way away from one another but often come together for acts of masturbation and the like. Does that answer your question"?

A third professor, Dr Horst Lutz, who has an extremely versatile penis, put on a small size bracelet but couldn't get it off after he was approached by a pair of sensationally well-endowed naked physics undergraduates earning extra pocket money. He was later admitted to a male surgical ward awaiting a minor procedure to have it removed. The bracelet that is, not his penis.

The manufacturer of the copper penis bracelet, Max Stiffard, claims that it carries a five year guarantee to produce stronger erections in men, spectacular orgasms amongst their wives or lady friends and will also ring the dreaded floppy death knell on once popular Viagra.

Stiffard, a one time gynaecologist now a respectable London pop entrepreneur, insists that his bracelets instantly convert a soft penis into a plank of rock hard granite thus making such horror problems as erectile dysfunction a relic of a bygone age.

"It's particularly effective for the busy university student", explained Stiffard. "Any young gentleman with a well developed mind will understand that a product that will enable him to do the business after a massive amount of beer and recreational drugs is a must accessory for the modern-day academic wannabe".

"As a bonus", declared Stiffard - "If one removed ones copper bracelet and put it on the other way round, it would quickly tranquillize any unwanted erection activity which might otherwise cause one social embarrassment should one be about to be introduced to an important dignitary such as Her Majesty The Queen".

On sale soon in all good supermarkets (£14.99)