Penis enlargements - why men to do it

**tomcat** · 21-06-2018, 05:53 AM

...^there are (I'm told) porn sites devoted to such wretches, many of whom are devoted to body-building as (I suspect) a form of compensation...

**Headworx** · 21-06-2018, 10:52 AM

^^Yeah but I bet the fucker had a seriously fat bank book

**beerlaodrinker** · 21-06-2018, 05:56 PM

No need for penis enlargements boys. just date date birds with really small hands. works for me

**tomcat** · 21-06-2018, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

just date date birds with really small hands

...*cough*...legal jeopardy may ensue if the hands are too small...

**DJ Pat** · 22-06-2018, 02:18 AM

^
^^Handy to know that, thanks

**Mozzbie47** · 19-07-2018, 03:26 PM

I never needed enlarging,,many saying how pleased they were to have met me......

**tomcat** · 19-07-2018, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by Mozzbie47

many saying how pleased they were to have met me

...and that's when the action stopped...

**Dragonfly94** · 19-07-2018, 03:58 PM

why waste money making it bigger, just find a woman with a smaller kunt

**tomcat** · 19-07-2018, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

just find a woman with a smaller kunt

...that could take years of searching...

**cyrille** · 19-07-2018, 06:49 PM

Clearly not your area of expertise.

**Latindancer** · 20-07-2018, 06:24 AM

Hint : find a tiny woman. Not guaranteed to be smaller in those areas, but a much higher likelihood than a big, bovine Caucasian woman.

My wife is 150 cms and in proportion.....in all areas.

**tomcat** · 20-07-2018, 06:36 AM

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Not guaranteed to be smaller in those areas, but a much higher likelihood than a big, bovine Caucasian woman.

...your lack of confidence in TD bulls is disappointing...

**Hugh Cow** · 21-07-2018, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

No need for penis enlargements boys. just date date birds with really small hands. works for me

Jeezus dont say that. Next thing TC will be trying to date Donald Trump.

**tomcat** · 21-07-2018, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

Next thing TC will be trying to date Donald Trump

...^your imagination is staggering...next you'll be suggesting I'm a sadist who adores men stapled to crosses...

**Mozzbie47** · 21-07-2018, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by tomcat

...and that's when the action stopped...

Gee,,,you hurt my feelings

**tomcat** · 21-07-2018, 02:38 PM

...^555...

**David48atTD** · 21-07-2018, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by tomcat

... <snip> I'm a sadist who adores men stapled to crosses...

I thought you used ropes

**tomcat** · 21-07-2018, 04:55 PM

...the Roman method lasts longer...up to 6 hours (I'm told). Then bodies tend to lose their...freshness...

**laymond** · 21-07-2018, 05:55 PM

a hooker told me I hade a big cock once,and I believed her because I had already slipped her twenty bucks for the root.

**tomcat** · 21-07-2018, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by laymond

a hooker told me I hade a big cock once

...just the one time then...

**Jack meoff** · 21-07-2018, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

No need for penis enlargements boys. just date date birds with really small hands. works for me

Dickies hands were pretty small

**tomcat** · 22-07-2018, 05:34 AM

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

Dickies hands were pretty small

...got a pic?...

**HuangLao** · 22-07-2018, 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by tomcat

...got a pic?...

Use your splendid imagination, TC.....

**tomcat** · 22-07-2018, 06:00 AM

...that was a challenge to support an undocumented allegation...plus I'm out of hand fantasies...

**fishlocker** · 22-07-2018, 06:55 AM

Demons and Wizards? I should have guessed.
> can't get a green for the Amboy Dukes. What has the world come to

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