Thread: Sleep

^ What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing,...nothing at all.

The county jail is not like that.

The voice of experience.

sounds comfy


King County Jail, WA - 11 Reviews
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Maybe Fluke will be your penpal, convict.

Originally Posted by hick

sounds comfy


King County Jail, WA - 11 Reviews
https://www.yelp.com/biz/king-county-jail-seattle

It ain't over yet.

I have a chance of getting off on a technicality on the breathylizer.

Do you know what the leading cause of face cancer is? Lying. Lying and attention whoring. And being a cnut.

You're fucked.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Do you know what the leading cause of face cancer is? Lying. Lying and attention whoring. And being a cnut.

You're fucked.

You know what a lawyer told me once about a trial?


"It's BS vs. BS and may the best BS win."


I'll be laughing on the 12th of December.

Can you take your own anal lube in prison or do you have to buy it from a shop inside?

Originally Posted by Grampa

I'll be laughing on the 12th of December.

Not if you have face cancer you won't.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Can you take your own anal lube in prison or do you have to buy it from a shop inside?

You know that County jail ain't like that.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Not if you have face cancer you won't.

Dude, what is your obsession with Cancer?

Originally Posted by Grampa

Dude, what is your obsession with Cancer?

None.

You should have one though: it's terminal in 101% of cases.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

None.

You should have one though: it's terminal in 101% of cases.

You oughtta be jailed again.

You're a troll who disrupts threads.

Is this a sports thread?

Anyway you're a recidivist drink driving, attention-whoring, lying cnut and you're going to get face cancer because karma.

Is this TD? you vowed never to return if you lost the best - you lied.

On the topic of sleep, my 3 mg of Melatonin seems to be helping.

Originally Posted by Grampa

On the topic of sleep, my 3 mg of Melatonin seems to be helping.

On the topic of sleep, maybe it's the lies that keep you awake at night.

This was produced and directed for Ant:

You won’t need viagra in jail. They will use you like a fleshlight. If you are nice to them, they might even spit on your chocolate starfish.

Originally Posted by Switch

You won’t need viagra in jail. They will use you like a fleshlight. If you are nice to them, they might even spit on your chocolate starfish.

Your switch is turned off, bro'.

They are now offering a plea deal for me to plead guilty to negligent driving, because of a faulty breathylizer and my lawyer tells me they are offering this because the prosecutor thinks he will not get a conviction.

I've declined to take the plea to negligent driving.

As of now, we're going to trial still.

Bullshit.

Originally Posted by Grampa

Your switch is turned off, bro'.

They are now offering a plea deal for me to plead guilty to negligent driving, because of a faulty breathylizer and my lawyer tells me they are offering this because the prosecutor thinks he will not get a conviction.

I've declined to take the plea to negligent driving.

As of now, we're going to trial still.

Only a matter of time with alcoholics like you.

You will probably celebrate your win and get stopped driving home under the influence, if there is any justice in this world. Karma is a bitch when you’re on the wrong end of it.

You're trolling my thread, bro'.

I don't follow you around - you follow me around.

Thank for making this nearly a Century and a half thread.


I think it's about time you started calling me "Mr. Century."

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Bullshit.

Ant throws in a jab from the peanut gallery.