Thread: My detached retina

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

it's like looking through a half filled glass bowl of water,

Hopefully it will be the half empty glass soon...

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Having been assaulted by a proctologist recently, I can safely state that a manipulation of the prostate through the fundament is not a means by which any fucking normal person could possibly gain sexual satisfaction. Quite how the poofs enjoy it is incomprehensible to me.

I had a fookin Doctor shove his 6 inch digit up my blurting tube a few years ago.

In Australia the Government system pays for males at 50 years old so thought I must get it done.

Fookin devastated afterwards and made me feel that Homos that love the cockage up the back bottom are truly fuked up.

Anyway,

I thought the nasty fookin Doctor was enjoying it way to much having his finger up my bottom so I done a little Poo on his finger.

Fuk him EH.

Yes dill, going absolutely fuckin mental trying to stay still, mostly i aim for 45 minutes every hour on my stomach then get up for a smoke or a coffee or something, now that the doc has sentenced me to 6 more nights in bangers? I decided to fuk of to a cheaper hotel, bit of a dump but it's near the tucker pharmacys etc, Terry popped over and brought me some supplies and also helped with taking the telly of the wall and laying it on the floor so I can see the fucker from the horizontal position, so that's 1 more thing I've got to do to break up the day
Onya tel, Another top Aussie innit

Mate of mine from Lao popped in as well and said he will be back tomorrow with some clothes for me and a pair of thongs (That be slippers to the uneducated) anyway that bubble seems to be less and less everyday so maybe by the 23rd I can get my arse home in time for Xmas,

^ don't rush it, BLD.

Xmas at home would be great, but an extra week around the hospital getting perfect care from the hospital is really important.

It sounds like it's getting better, but I'd still wanna be going back to that good doctor on a regular basis until I was out of the woods. I can send you some gay porn pics if that helps?

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

The last 2days I can actually see myself in the mirror, albeit a bit blurry

Dear BLD.

It's all well and good, recovering from an eye operation.

I understand that a glance in the mirror to reassure yourself is a good thing.

Spending a couple of days looking up your own arsehole via some optimetrical device probably isn't.

^seemed a great idea at the time

Send Terry out for a big bag of coke, a couple of chicks to lie under ya and one of those daft Aussie hats with the beer terminals and curly straw

Out of curiosity, BLD, how did u open the door to let Terry in?
I have this picture in my head of you backing up to the door and using your dorsum pedis, naked
be careful, tezza likes a good piccy thread

Originally Posted by chassamui

4. Two handed wanking 5. Scratch your balls easily 6. See the proctologist

Originally Posted by Dillinger

big bag of coke

Find god ye heathen bastards.

Before it's to late.

Lend a guiding hand to the blind bloke having a lie down.

Hang in the BLD.

onya tel for helping him.

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

He,s back again today with some more supplies

Probably after your arse.


Good to hear you're on the mend.

Thinking I had better get a train booked for the overnight sleeper bangers to nongkhai, I made enquiries with the travel agent downstairs in the hotel and was told fully booked, can get a seat only, I was thinking tourists were staying away in droves from thailand after the junta, Apparently they are, according to the travel desk lady, the problem is since the Ko Tao murders the Thais have decided to have separate male and female carriages, plenty of sleeper seats in the ladies carriage, How fucked is that?
Perhaps I should of got tel to pick me up a nice frock and wig as well and joined them

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

He,s back again today with some more supplies

Probably after your arse.


Good to hear you're on the mend.

Many have Tried ( and failed ) that blurters a one way valve

Hang in there - end is in sight. Good on Terry!

One good bloke (Tezza) helping another good bloke (BLD) when in need is natural.

Good to hear your bubble is getting smaller and hopefully you will have a great clear Christmas with your family.

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

Perhaps I should of got tel to pick me up a nice frock and wig

I was pretty pissed of I couldn't book a sleeper on the train because of some murdering chicken heads on Ko Tao, but if I want to be home for Xmas there's really not much of a choice, fook going by bus, nutters those konts.

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

I was pretty pissed of I couldn't book a sleeper on the train because of some murdering chicken heads on Ko Tao, but if I want to be home for Xmas there's really not much of a choice, fook going by bus, nutters those konts.

Wrong story I think mate. There was a nasty rape and murder of a young girl on a train recently, and that has prompted changes - nowt (I think) to do with the Koh Tao murders...


...anyway, hang in there....

That's what the travel desk lady was saying, but yeah, more likely she was thinking of that drunken ya ba focked up somchai raping that young Sheila on the train.
I do believe you can't get a beer on the train now either, THANKS somchai; Bastard

Try a funeral company.
See if they will lease you a hearse and driver for the day...