Thread: You can't beat a full English Breakfast

Wow! stylish!

Dont listen to TFP !!!

as Terry would say-for fok sake

Originally Posted by Satonic

We could have started a trend here FP

Where did you get a squeezy bottle from? I'm jealous!

Can yours do any tricks?

I get a parcel of bits sent over every 2 months mate, I'll be moving back to bangkok in a month or 2. Maybe i'll sort you out. I have 3 unopened

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Can yours do any tricks?

Tricks, thats nothing. Mine can transform into cereal bars

You can buy them at Villa Market

They're only 40000 baht a jar

Why I dunno.

As someone said, makes good shoe polish

^Typical Tefler!

Hey you 2.

Get a freakin room, this is the full english thread

Takin photos of your muck, and smearing it all over Teakdoor, and now gonna meet up in Bangkok

You'll be mixing it with Campbells beans and devouring it off each others genitalia next

It's disgusting.

Stop It

Originally Posted by Satonic

Tricks, thats nothing. Mine can transform into cereal bars

Is that your standard size parquet flooring?

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

You'll be mixing it with Campbells beans and devouring it off each others genitalia next

You do mention cock more than once a day, did you realize that?

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Is that your standard size parquet flooring?

Nope, its smaller. The bar is about 4 or 5 inches long.

One last pic of my last parcel, you may recognise some bits! And Sabaii.. last one I promise

^Are you and Chairman Mao related? His mum sends him a decent care package as well!

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

^Are you and Chairman Mao related? His mum sends him a decent care package as well!

And up until that point we were having a nice conversation

^ I love grown men showing off their wares.

Using "Dipper Licker" and "Popping Candy" as your centrepiece does nothing for your street-cred though.
Oh. The Nesquic is also for under 14's aswell!
How old are you Satonic?

Anyhoo. Back to the breakfasts...

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by Humbert

This thread is about food not toxic waste.

Well if that is the case there would be very few pictures on this thread that could support the theory that the " Great English Breakfast " could be classed as food.

The mind boggles at some of the shit the " English " shovel into there guts and certainly nothing to be trotted out on a public forum.

It's too late, Ter.
As it all crosses the Anglo-American ideals as to what a perfect breakfast might be. History needs to be contended with. It's all s_hit.

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Takin photos of your muck, and smearing it all over Teakdoor, and now gonna meet up in Bangkok

Yep, Marmite verses Vegemite [at] On-Nut 10 Am next Tuesday.

DD Adjudicator, Butters bringing up the rear.

The loser's buy for lemonade.

Originally Posted by Bogon

^ I love grown men showing off their wares.

Using "Dipper Licker" and "Popping Candy" as your centrepiece does nothing for your street-cred though.
Oh. The Nesquic is also for under 14's aswell!
How old are you Satonic?

Anyhoo. Back to the breakfasts...

Some of the bits, funnily enough were for kids Bogon

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Takin photos of your muck,You'll be mixing it with Campbells beans and devouring it off each others genitalia next,It's disgusting.

My dog was once in serious nead of a blow job so being a tight bastard I thought it would be good crack to bang a plate load of the " Great English Breakfast " over his slug in the hope that a Soi dog would go in for the Gobble and give Fido a nasty head Job.

Anyway Fido reckons I was a right cont as no dog would dare venture near him.

Sorry Fido, I'll never do that again.

^^
What do you know about a good Breakfast Tezza, you're an Aussie.
What does a "Full Australian Breakfast" comprise of, slurping on a plate of Man Fat whilst a Dingo licks your balls.

Originally Posted by Extreme Gape Lover

^^
What do you know about a good Breakfast Tezza, you're an Aussie.
What does a "Full Australian Breakfast" comprise of, slurping on a plate of Man Fat whilst a Dingo licks your balls.

Don't forget the

Originally Posted by Satonic

my last parcel

Are those "Sherbert Fountains" in front of the OXO cubes?

Originally Posted by Extreme Gape Lover

What do you know about a good Breakfast Tezza, you're an Aussie.
What does a "Full Australian Breakfast" comprise of, slurping on a plate of Man Fat whilst a Dingo licks your balls.

Urm, since you've asked so nicely,

If I was a Pom the slurping of " Man Fat " would be mandatory but since I'm a true blue Aussie, a dingo licking my balls is a national Sport. Something to be proud of.

And you my friend ? Sport Wanking is plain boring.

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Oh Oh ,,,,,,,,,sussed

No wonder you fly Thai Airways, first no doubt.

Originally Posted by Satonic

Holly Fuk, A national disgrace and what can One say except the maker of that shite should be executed. A right of passage for Pommy backpackers only.