Thread: You can't beat a full English Breakfast

^ nothing wrong with our gay brothers and sisters, but there's an awful lot wrong with a gay breakfast!

That looks fine, stuff some tuna and salad into the croissants, add a big cup of coffee and ditch the strawberries, perfect.

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

honestly?

Never tried Vegemite or Marmite, and I never will.

It's bowf. Bovril is awesome though. Especially the cubes.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Not taking the piss but I wonder how many of you blokes have actually tried Vegemite?

Yep - hence I know it's like a 'lite' version of Marmite.

How many of lot lot have tried real Marmite (not the Vegemite clone made in Aus/NZ)?

And I find vegemite too sweet.

Marmite will do in a pinch but best is Bovril.

At least Marmite has the qualities, like keeping the mozzies away.

Last time I was in Sainsbury's they had jars of vegemite. I vetoed them and got the biggest jar of Marmite that they had in stock. It's starting to get quite expensive, but will probably last until my next visit to sunny Edinburgh.

I can buy it here, but the teeny tiny jar is about the same price as the big one in the UK.

I have tasted vegemite and it is ok but agree it is a bit sweet.

Anyway, I hope this doesn't become a Vegemite versus Marmite thread, again!!!!

Here they sell stuff called Cenovis which is a sort of marmite...

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Not taking the piss but I wonder how many of you blokes have actually tried Vegemite? Now come on...........honestly?

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I tried Marmite once, tasted like shit, so I'm out.

Must be an acquired taste

I have a high gag reflex to some foods, some cheese, oysters, tomatoes even

Mostly French stuff now I think of it

Vegemite and marmite are both OK, but I prefer Vegemite if given a choice, I won't turn down marmite if there's no vegemite.
Yanks tend to spread them on like peanut butter when it should be spread very thinly on toast and had with a cup of coffee.

Whatever you do, avoid the NZ version of Marmite. The word "disgusting" doesn't do it justice.

I have a jar of this in the kitchen that family brought over for me. I'm kinda scared to try it

Originally Posted by Koojo

Vegemite and marmite are both OK, but I prefer Vegemite if given a choice, I won't turn down marmite if there's no vegemite.
Yanks tend to spread them on like peanut butter when it should be spread very thinly on toast and had with a cup of coffee.

Wrong thread. This thread is about food not toxic waste.

Originally Posted by Satonic

I have a jar of this in the kitchen that family brought over for me. I'm kinda scared to try it

Go for it! On toast, baguette and banged in a bong! With pics please.

Try it, please?!!

I'll wait until I get some decent bread, or I can put it up for auction

Originally Posted by Humbert

This thread is about food not toxic waste.

Well if that is the case there would be very few pictures on this thread that could support the theory that the " Great English Breakfast " could be classed as food.

The mind boggles at some of the shit the " English " shovel into there guts and certainly nothing to be trotted out on a public forum.

Originally Posted by Satonic

I have a jar of this in the kitchen that family brought over for me. I'm kinda scared to try it

Rub it all over your cock mate, no need to wear a condom then, fuk all will get through that stuff.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

At least Marmite has the qualities

No he doesn't, he lives in Udon and is a very nasty mod.

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by Satonic

I have a jar of this in the kitchen that family brought over for me. I'm kinda scared to try it

Rub it all over your cock mate, no need to wear a condom then, fuk all will get through that stuff.

Fuck that, I reckon that stuff is so strong my cock will mutate into some kinda marmite monster that'll scare all the girls away

Originally Posted by Satonic

my cock will mutate into some kinda marmite monster that'll scare all the girls away

Scare them away?

On the contrary dear fellow.
They'll be ripping their own knickers off in a frenzy to get at the old chap.
That marmite xo is a bastard fanny magnet and no mistake.

The Marmite monster will scare all the girls away[/quote]

Yes, very true but the Midget still loves him.

Just like Sex Panther it's... pungent...

If you can eat that mite shite, you would like Rimming

Same as if you like oysters, you would like swallowing snot or sperm

You bunch of animals

Originally Posted by Satonic

I have a jar of this in the kitchen that family brought over for me. I'm kinda scared to try it

Get in there mate, it's the bollox!!!



Vegemite will put hairs in peoples food.

Marmite will put hairs on you chest.




Marmite XO will put hair in other peoples food!

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Originally Posted by Satonic

I have a jar of this in the kitchen that family brought over for me. I'm kinda scared to try it

Get in there mate, it's the bollox!!!



Vegemite will put hairs in peoples food.

Marmite will put hairs on you chest.




Marmite XO will put hair in other peoples food!

We could have started a trend here FP