Thread: Ordering the steak in Isaan...

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No. It didn't.

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Originally Posted by somtamslap

For sure. It won't be for a few year's unfortunately.

I have to do some work. Most perturbing it is.

A few years. That's a long commitment to staying away. Not to be nosey but do you have family in LOS?

Originally Posted by rebbu

Not to be nosey but do you have family in LOS?

Yes, they're about to come here though.

"This, children, is what we call perpetual drizzle. Hope you like it!"

Don't worry, Slap - once that writing career gets going (anytime now) then the world is your oyster (oyster card at least...).

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by rebbu

Not to be nosey but do you have family in LOS?

Yes, they're about to come here though.

"This, children, is what we call perpetual drizzle. Hope you like it!"

Hehe. Good luck mate.I hope it works out for you and the family.

I brought my pack home and they lasted 18 months. The hated the weather. I took them to the coast for a weekend and we decided to walk to the beach. Glorious morning, little more of a mile of a walk to the beach. Yes off course on fucking order the black clouds poured in from all directions. It starts to drizzle. I say "we'll have o go back to the B+B. The boy who was six at the time and had learned some of the rudimentary nuances of the local Irish dialect turned to me and said "I fucking hate it here. I want to go home. We were packed up a month later and back to somtam land.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

(anytime now)

For posterity.

Coming soon, Betsy. I take it you'll be buying at least 10 copies with your mega-won new contract. If not, well, that's not very nice really, is it!

Originally Posted by rebbu

Hehe. Good luck mate.I hope it works out for you and the family. I brought my pack home and they lasted 18 months.

Cheers. I think mine are going to have to last the distance while I put my plan into action. At least they'll pick up a decent education en route.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by rebbu

Hehe. Good luck mate.I hope it works out for you and the family. I brought my pack home and they lasted 18 months.

Cheers. I think mine are going to have to last the distance while I put my plan into action. At least they'll pick up a decent education en route.

I was lucky I had the choice of a good job on rotation in Southeast Asia. If I didn't the family would have got on with and they would have been fine. Best of luck.

what about now ?

Looks ok, how much?

^...

Originally Posted by moose65

the wife does steak in her "restaurant" in ubon ,
59 baht & yummy

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Originally Posted by moose65

what about now ?

Why has somebody poured mud over that piece of chicken?

Originally Posted by somtamslap

If not, well, that's not very nice really, is it!

I've never claimed to be nice...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I've never claimed to be nice...

I knew it! As well as posting risque and unsavoury photographs and being of a highly dubious sexual persuasion, Betsy is also "not nice".

Now that's not very nice, is it Betsy!

it aint bloody chicken it is prime issan grain fed un-aged cooked the same day as butchered " beef "................apparently !

i don't care . its cheap and tastes yummie !

and the gravy is " GRAVOX" brand from australia !

Yes, it does look good. I'd certainly pay 59 baht or even 159 baht for it.

Nice is good, but not essential.

Croydon, fukingL...

Originally Posted by Bogon

A bit like Christ on the cross.

I'm closing my eyes and squinting but still can't make out the cross.

Would hallucinogenics work?

Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier

I'm closing my eyes and squinting but still can't make out the cross.

You need to close your good eye, squint your bad eye, and squeeze your left testicle very hard while sticking your right thumb in your left ear - you'll see it then.

^A second cumming, for sure...

^^got it.

Another of Isaan's finest slabs of flesh.

Steak - chewy, garnished with a pint of liquid MSG
Chips - not enough, cold, frozen, generally lacking on every level
Vegetables - raw, literally
Salad - one solitary salad item, sweet salad cream, horrible - not that salad lends itself to steak - so why is there salad on my plate? Fuck off back to jail Somjit, cooking doesn't suit you.