Last time i auditioned them, all they could sing was "you fat bastard", as they juggled their own beer bellies.Originally Posted by OhOh
Last time i auditioned them, all they could sing was "you fat bastard", as they juggled their own beer bellies.Originally Posted by OhOh
maybe because they were Aston Villa fans.
Are you sure you were not supervising this endeavor?
Hey Som, What did you do with all your hard earned money?
That video was just about the worst waste of 2 minutes and one second of my entire existence. Taking a dump is more satisfying than watching that!
how old are you mate?
Ota
i'd have a combine,i would labor on that stuff.your a better man than me.
Drank it. It's protocol didn't you know, JP!Originally Posted by JPPR2
34, so still able to muster some fairly effective bursts of energy.Originally Posted by ota
You are to be commended most highly for the going-native routine but as a source of new info for us farang, your commentary is near to useless. Did the workers have someone to chat to all day, a Thai necessity? What were the tools? Did you break for lunch? In the fields? How long did it take to get to the cornfields? Did you walk? Did everyone nap? When did you start working? When did you finish? Was there a communal meal when all was over? Was the corn sold at all? What ate the corn and who owned whatever ate the corn? The huskers? eccetera, eccetera, eccetera.
mentioned that.Originally Posted by padova44
Mentioned that.Originally Posted by padova44
Mentioned that.Originally Posted by padova44
About two seconds. Field backs onto my garden.Originally Posted by padova44
This would vary. Sometimes I'd skip. Sometimes I'd mince. Sometimes I'd jump. Sometimes I'd do a series of head over heels.Originally Posted by padova44
Between 5 and 6pm, although I thought I'd mentioned that.Originally Posted by padova44
Mentioned that.Originally Posted by padova44
No, I was working alone for the most part.Originally Posted by padova44
Indeed it was.Originally Posted by padova44
Animals of some description and bugger knows.Originally Posted by padova44
Thanks for the queries. Let me know if you fancy a working holiday and I'll see what I can do. Great way to lose weight/get fit etc.
Jubilation T. Cornpone, old worried and worn Pone aka STS?
The Thos Hardy of Isaan, na?
Was Hardy a fat drunk?Originally Posted by grasshopper
Seriously, anyone up for losing a pile of weight and getting fit, pay me 10 grand, I'll sort you out free grub and a roof over your head, and guaranteed fitnees within a fortnight or yer wonger back.
Any takers?
What is on the menu?
Fish and vegetables twice a day, you buy your own beer...you don't, repeat DON'T have to stop drinking lager for this diet to work.Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
You will walk away RIPPED! Unless you're really fat, in which case you'll walk away a little bit wobbly.
Enough about sphincters already.Originally Posted by somtamslap
Originally Posted by somtamslapThats a load of bollox. Why isn't beer included?Originally Posted by somtamslap
^^ Knew you'd say that. I know granny had her wicked way with that 15 inch strap-on last time you were here.
Because I don't want to encourage my clients to drink it. The ol LK, on the other hand, is totally congratis.Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
[QUOTE=somtamslap;1966923]Drank it. It's protocol didn't you know, JP!Originally Posted by JPPR2
NFS.....and here I was saving it.
I made a very slick and simple clothes drying rack out of PVC pipe for my wonderful laundry washer. She loves it, no more blow overs and can dry all bedding in one time. Anyway lady across the street saw it and told her friend. She came by and asked me to make her one, I made 200 bht on the deal. I saved it......F that, I am off to buy 2 big Leo's and some fried pork skins. I am gonna live a little
^ It's got to be Lau Kau.
Although Ya Dong is largely acceptable and the accompanying light bite should cost no more than five baht, in an ideal world.Originally Posted by withnallstoke
how much did you cop from the crop slap?
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