LMAO
Funny story.
Now that we got the road In front of our house paved , I let the dogs out to do their business but before it was dirt and they tracked all sort of mud on my clean floors, so i would not let them out (we have four dogs)
anyway before that they would crap all over my yard, and I would pick up all the poop with one of those dirt scoops that come with a broom, to which I had extended the handle (we have a very high fence behind the house)
And I would flick the dog poop over the fence int to the neighbors property ( big property behind our house)
My wife was always trying to get me to stop me from doing that, but I would not listen
Imagine her delight when one time when while flicking a scoop full of dog poop (some of it fresh) I misjudged my move, the poop hit the top of the fence , bounced back , and landed on my head.
My wife still laughs over that,
and without exaggerating she can truly say that I am a real shithead
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
Sand flies are awful, believe it or not Summer in Western Scotland is full of what the local call midges.
Midges in Scotland: A complete guide on Scotland's midge
The only solution I found was whiskey inside and hide
GAME ON
Not sure on that one Dave. Tests in Australia with mosquitoes show they are more attracted to people with Alcohol in their system.
One would think that men who walk around in a skirt and no undies in a scottish winter and were once described by german soldiers as "The ladies from Hell," sandflies would be a mere distraction.
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