My Splendid Cock

**Mendip** · 19-06-2024, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Reckon Nelson would be up on top of that Mendo?

Nelson would be on and off again in an instant, before she knew what hit her.

He's a real chip off the old block.

I have to say, your new 'girlfriend' certainly seems to know a cock when she sees one!

Anyway, Ootai popped in today as we'd ordered a few new chickens, and went to pick them up during the school run.

I was nominated driver...

They only had four left so ootai took them all, seeing as he'd driven over from deepest, darkest Isaan. I can pick some up on Saturday when they should have a new batch. They are usually sold at around five months old and come straight from the rearing station. They should start to lay in the next few weeks.

Yeah, thanks ootai!

Sorry, in case of any misunderstanding, it was ootai's new chickens that made the mess, not ootai.

And off to Buriram they went in the boot of ootai's hatchback, which he'd sensibly lined with a plastic sheet.

Good luck, girls.

**ootai** · 24-06-2024, 07:13 PM

I thought I might give you an update on the four hens I bought home last week. They are living the dream and it will only get better once I have kept then in the hen house for a while longer then they will go full free range, hope they don't get lost or eaten by my semi-feral barn cats. I find chickens quite fascinating and have yet to make up my mind whether they are stupid or very smart. Probably the latter since I'm the one who has to do all the work while they do stuff all.

Anyway once I got home from korat they were put straight into their new home.
Well I was going to post a few pictures but it seems things are not the same here at TD anymore and I don't have permission to post pictures .

I will do what they suggested and log off and the try again.

He's back!!!

Checking out the new digs.

This my rooster in the morning he gets up on this old bent over bananna and crows to let everyone around know he's awake

On Saturday I build a small outside enclosure so they could experiance grass and they loved it

More of the same

and still there's more

On the first night I went to check that they had made it up onto the perches but they had decided they liked this corner better so i had to pick them up onr by one and put them up on the perch, maybe they are stupid ( maybe their Brits).

Anyway last night 2 had managed to get up onto the perches and tonight all four had made it. Just another passing comment for those eating their dinner. Today while emptying the rubbish bin I found a plastic bag that had a pile of fresh maggots inside so i took it ove and emptied in for the hens and they went crazy a bit like mendy chasing a ya dong.

**Edmond** · 24-06-2024, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by ootai

so they could experiance grass and they loved it

Ah yes, the joys of leaving Korat.

Look like some nice hens, those.

**Mendip** · 25-06-2024, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by ootai

I find chickens quite fascinating and have yet to make up my mind whether they are stupid or very smart.

I would have to say that for you Aussies, chickens must appear pretty smart.

I personally find them pretty dull but enjoyable and pleasant company, and more stimulating than the average Isaanite around these parts.

Anyway, today we went to to collect our three new chickens from the shop.

Probably their first and last experience of aircon.

Good luck girls. Now that the daughter is all grown up we don't have a naming ceremony any more. She says that it's 'stupid'.

These three girls remained un-named (and try saying that after a Ya Dong).

The daughter also says that pulling silly faces for chicken pics is 'stupid'. She was much more fun when she was three years old, instead of this grown up teenager that she has become.

Mind, even the chickens soon tired of my antics and escaped my grasp. Unlike Ootai's pampered girls, I let mine spend the night at ground level in one of the hutches. I am sure that Nelson will have them roosting alongside him, up in the chicken run roof beams, very soon.

**klong toey** · 25-06-2024, 11:56 AM

Spotted these two heading into the rubber plantation, young lover's off for a bit of fun.

**Reg Dingle** · 25-06-2024, 12:02 PM

^^Have you decided to take on 5 star chicken, now, after yesterday's lack lustre chicken sausage?

**DrWilly** · 25-06-2024, 02:42 PM

is there anyway of automating the repos so I just green Reg for every picture post he puts up?

**Stumpy** · 25-06-2024, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^^Have you decided to take on 5 star chicken, now, after yesterday's lack lustre chicken sausage?

I can't stop laughing. My wife walked by and said "what's so funny?" I said well Dillinger posted some pics about this guy with a handful of chickens with a lady boy and his dog with its nutsack on the cement. Even she laughed and didn't even need to see the pic.

Quality stuff.

Green owed.

**moose65** · 25-06-2024, 03:18 PM

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

**BLD** · 25-06-2024, 04:07 PM

Reg has got d mad skills for sure. Out of greens

**Mendip** · 25-06-2024, 05:03 PM

^ I don't really think that it's very clever, to be honest.

**DrWilly** · 25-06-2024, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ I don't really think that it's very clever, to be honest.

**Stumpy** · 25-06-2024, 05:18 PM

^ + 1 to that. That's an awesome billboard. Should be on the walk over as you go by "The Mall" in Korat.

**Reg Dingle** · 25-06-2024, 05:45 PM

^^Sorry for being a cock, mate

On a serious note...
.Is that an ostrich egg or some kind of genital elephantiasis?

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**Mendip** · 25-06-2024, 06:07 PM

Completely and absolutely FFS... this must be what happens when a forum just breaks down.

I have actually been accused of having 'genital elephantitis' on many occasions, but not quite like that.

And where's the relevance to 'My Splendid Cock'? Let's please keep this on topic.

Oh... I see what you mean now.

**Edmond** · 25-06-2024, 06:24 PM

Candi jism, not Colonel Sander's beard, I presume.

**helge** · 26-06-2024, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by Mendip

Now that the daughter is all grown up we don't have a naming ceremony any more. She says that it's 'stupid'.

Originally Posted by Mendip

These three girls remained un-named (and try saying that after a Ya Dong).

Naming them Jess 1, Jess 2 and Jess 3 would be in order then.

Have a nice holiday

**BLD** · Yesterday, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Mendip

Completely and absolutely FFS... this must be what happens when a forum just breaks down.

I have actually been accused of having 'genital elephantitis' on many occasions, but not quite like that.

And where's the relevance to 'My Splendid Cock'? Let's please keep this on topic.

Oh... I see what you mean now.

They have cocked that right up mendy

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