Thread: My Splendid Cock

I find it disappointing that you feel it's appropriate to be smutty on a family thread.

But anyway, Ootai is a good friend so I happily gave him the cock for free.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Just reading between the lines.

Didn't you think these were cock rings too?

They could be? If your bird learnt how to tie up them bags of steaming noodle soup , hopefully her indoors never gets the idea to turn them rubber bands into cock rings

Originally Posted by katie23

@mendy - my mom's Blackie hen was singing her egg-laying song again this weekend, after several months of not producing eggs. We thought that she had entered menopause but I think she will still produce maybe 1 last batch of eggs. Blackie hen is weird - she sometimes crows like a cock during mornings. Apparently some hens can turn into cocks, under the right environmental pressure.

@malmomike - mendy's hens are hi-so & appreciate a bit of class in their abode.

I thought all chickens done the cock a doodle do thing anywhere in the philippines? I swear i could still hear em even staying on the 30th floor.

^ One thing I can say about living where I do...no chickens, only the occasional dog and truck horn.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ I hop not!

Katie, she's all girl. I don't think this transgender stuff is that common with chickens.

It's not Scotland.

Oh ye barsteward ..i object being a half aussie half jock

Originally Posted by Topper

^ One thing I can say about living where I do...no chickens, only the occasional dog and truck horn.

Thats perfect

Originally Posted by BLD

Thats perfect

We're very happy here. Also, the landlord must be shit at advertising because out of the 6 apartments, usually its only me and the wife in one apartment and his son and his family in the other one, so it's very quiet as well.

To be quite blunt . If yer seeking peace and quite iys hard to find in the philippines. Theres the constant cachophany of trikes, jeepneys that all employ massive mufflers designed to make as much noise as possible, pretty noisy country i think. Maybe filipinos are just used to the noise? Since ive been back in oz i notice its also noisy here. Hoons doing burnouts in the cars etc followed by police or ambulance sirons constantly
Its pretty fucked up

Is that a picture of the hens checking the cock out?

Originally Posted by Mendip

My pure-bred cock really is in its prime at the moment and looks quite magnificent.



It didn't take long... here's the gardener with a firm grip on Ootai's cock.

I've been told stroking your cock brings the best out in it.

and I note that despite the amount of times the factotum has witnessed you doing it, he still has no idea about choking his chicken.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Tonight, Ootai's cock is getting acquainted with his new shipmates. Ootai assured me that his cock isn't for the pot, but if it doesn't fit in, it may still end up getting eaten anyway.

Originally Posted by Topper

Is that a picture of the hens checking the cock out?

Topper
I think its more the fact that the hens are a bit wary and the young fella a bit uncertain.
He's taking a little while to acclimatise plus there were 2 bigger cocks outside looking in and crowing threatingly.
This morning he seemed a bit more relaxed and when I threw in some scraps this morning he was eating with the hens.
I just thought I should add that there are perches higher up that are not shown in this picture, so there is plenty of ways to avoid conflict.
I will wait and see what happens over the next week and then probably let them/him out. The hens are not happy being kept locked up as they are used to being set free every morning. They were all at the gate waiting to get out.
I just hope Mendy's cock doesn't decide to do a passport trip when the gate is opened and disappear.

Originally Posted by ootai

He's taking a little while to acclimatise plus there were 2 bigger cocks outside looking in. This morning he seemed a bit more relaxed and when I threw in some scraps this morning he was eating with the hens

Did you not consider quarantine and inviting a medical professional around to give Mendy's well travelled Thai sized old Cock the once over for any fungal or venereal infections before unleashing him on your harem?

Originally Posted by ootai

He's taking a little while to acclimatise plus there were 2 bigger cocks outside looking in and crowing threatingly.

How's he doing today? Did you check his feet for fungal infections before integrating him with his harem?

^^, ^

I do read these posts, you know?

A lot of cock lovers on this thread; some high quality cock appreciation...

BTW, I was just typing this out, the wife stopped to have a look what I was doing then said: "oh, you're on the Eye Farang Hee-A website". A tad unnecessary, I thought...

They just dont understand do they. Its so much more

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

the wife stopped to have a look

Was she licking her lips over Ootai's cock?

Mendip, I do believe there's cock beauty competitions around there. Have you though of entering your cock in one? It's a beaut for sure.

^ I'm not one to show off, Topper.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Was she licking her lips over Ootai's cock?

FFS... this is exactly the kind of comment that annoys me in this thread.

My cock is way more impressive than Ootai's!

Originally Posted by BLD

They just dont understand do they. Its so much more

Indeed. (If you wouldn't mind listing some of those "mores", so I can tell her next time, please. )

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Was she licking her lips over Ootai's cock?

That's fowl!

Originally Posted by Mendip

My cock is way more impressive than Ootai's!

Is that an evidence based comment?

How did you collect that data?

^



(sorry...)

What used to be a family thread has deteriorated badly since certain members started posting on it.

If you look above there are pictures of my cock and pictures of Ootai's cock and it's quite obvious that mine is bigger, stronger and more impressive in every way.

^Anyway, let's talk about hens.

My mom's blackie hen was crowing again this weekend. She only crows once (or twice) during early mornings, never during the rest of the day. Two weeks before that, she was laying eggs! I think this hen is a lesbian or has gender dysmorphua. I'll now refer to Blackie hen as they/ them.