Thread: honesty..Thai

555 having a post brekky nap..wife off to Mamma's house ...me asleep..
Gate rubber purchaser turns up..wife cannot wake me up by phone ..so old guy rubber purchaser enters house and the bedroom to wake me up( wife thought I was dead maybe).
Have five frickin useless dogs which did not bark that I heard!!...no worries went down and sold rubber....TIT

Originally Posted by crepitas

555 having a post brekky nap..wife off to Mamma's house ...me asleep..
Gate rubber purchaser turns up..wife cannot wake me up by phone ..so old guy rubber purchaser enters house and the bedroom to wake me up( wife thought I was dead maybe).
Have five frickin useless dogs which did not bark that I heard!!...no worries went down and sold rubber....TIT

Oh!!... did I mention that our neighbor rubber farmers who do our cutting has an exceptionally well endowed 20 something daughter or DIL... with a smile to kill for.. THAT is worth waking up for..speaks pretty good tinglish ta boot!

It always annoyed me when I would be taking a nap, obviously soundly asleep, and wake to some iijit who had walked in and was standing over me saying PA.....PA.....PA.....PA for some very unimportant reason.

Hasn't happened in many years now. Guess my neighbors have become more civilized. Or else they became frightened by my crabby face and decided it was a bad idea.

Originally Posted by crepitas

old guy rubber purchaser enters house and the bedroom to wake me up

Well aimed blow to the testicles - ask questions later.

Probably wouldn't do it again. *




* Unless he likes that sort of thing.

no worries guys ..it is what it is.me happy happy..better off than some methinks?
Just had to buy and install new domestic on demand water pump after my various attempts to fix old one with new o rings..new HITACHI ABOUT A$200.00..muddy well water required a handful or so of Alum though...
Maybe a few more beers and a home made pizza now..doubt wifey will be back tonight as once she gets eating and yacking with her sisters..escape from this old fart for 24hrs or so .....cannot blame her.....yada yada...lol.Be watching my fav' old DVDs tonight methinks!!

Okay I have figured it out....

Before the wife left I was telling her about my dream in which I was attacked and bitten by a big snake..of course she is very superstitious about dreams,therefore after ringing me six times with no reply she thought the worst.

I may have mentioned before but her defacto step father was found dead from snake bites in our house while house sitting when we were away.

Anyways wife came back home within 3 hours....never mentioned anything about her fears though.

Mystery solved.....

Originally Posted by crepitas

555 having a post brekky nap..wife off to Mamma's house ...me asleep..
Gate rubber purchaser turns up..wife cannot wake me up by phone ..so old guy rubber purchaser enters house and the bedroom to wake me up( wife thought I was dead maybe).
Have five frickin useless dogs which did not bark that I heard!!...no worries went down and sold rubber....TIT

I do find Thais in the country side to be honest, all the liars come to the city lol