1. #25226
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Chonburi, Thailand
    Posts
    6,477
    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjack101 View Post


    Donald Trump’s suggestion that injecting disinfectant could cure COVID-19 has not led to mass poisoning as first feared, with Trump’s supporters unable to get past the childproof caps on disinfectant bottles.
    The makers of Dettol were (literally) forced to release a rushed statement reminding consumers NOT to inject their product under any circumstances, but especially when it is recommend to you by an insane man with a fluorescent face. But those warnings were later found to be unnecessary.
    “We needn’t have worried,” a spokesperson for Dettol said today. “Those caps are very effective at keeping out children – whether that’s a 4 year-old child or a 70 year-old child – so there haven’t been any adverse effects”.
    One Trump supporter – who rushed out to panic-buy as many bottles of Dettol, Pinoclean and Domestos as he could – said all 200 bottles were faulty. “You can’t open them. The lids are stuck on. Must’ve been some kind of fault at the factory,” he said.
    He said he would try shining a torch up his bum instead.
    Be mildly amusing if Dettol was sold in the USA but alas it is not.

  2. #25227
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    11,044
    Every crisis is an opportunity.


  3. #25228
    Thailand Expat
    OhOh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 09:24 PM
    Location
    Where troubles melt like lemon drops
    Posts
    20,283
    ^

    The robber barons, never miss an opportunity to steal from the fearful.

  4. #25229
    disturbance in the Turnip baldrick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 04:22 AM
    Location
    Heidleberg
    Posts
    22,471
    wirginal


  5. #25230
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    11,044

  6. #25231
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    11,044

  7. #25232
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    11,044
    For Sale: IKEA glass table


  8. #25233
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    11,044

  9. #25234
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    11,044

  10. #25235
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    11,044

  11. #25236
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    11,044

  12. #25237
    Thailand Expat
    Latindancer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Last Online
    Today @ 06:49 AM
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    12,801
    Amusing Pictures ripped from the Net-burns-jpg

  13. #25238
    En route
    Cujo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 06:30 AM
    Location
    Reality.
    Posts
    30,051
    The words 'amusing' and 'picture' too much for you LD?

  14. #25239
    Hansum Man! panama hat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Last Online
    Today @ 06:43 AM
    Location
    Way, Way South of the border now - thank God!
    Posts
    22,842
    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post

    Isn't the guy in grey the seller? I think the captions are mixed up

  15. #25240
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    11,044
    Blimey you got me there, I was expecting squirrel to pounce on that!

    SQUIRREL, get over here and explain yourself!

  16. #25241
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    11,044

  17. #25242
    Thailand Expat
    snakeeyes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    pattaya
    Posts
    8,152

  18. #25243
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    11,044


    Fool's not wearing a hardhat.

  19. #25244
    Thailand Expat
    OhOh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 09:24 PM
    Location
    Where troubles melt like lemon drops
    Posts
    20,283
    Amusing Pictures ripped from the Net-1588735728682027762-jpg


    "My god, it's full of metal scaffolding"

    2020: A CHINA Odyssey

  20. #25245
    disturbance in the Turnip baldrick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Last Online
    Today @ 04:22 AM
    Location
    Heidleberg
    Posts
    22,471
    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Fool's not wearing a hardhat.
    likely not brown undies either

  21. #25246
    Thailand Expat
    kmart's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 10:56 AM
    Location
    Rayong.
    Posts
    11,465
    Amusing Pictures ripped from the Net-popeyes-jpg

  22. #25247
    Thailand Expat
    kmart's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 10:56 AM
    Location
    Rayong.
    Posts
    11,465
    Amusing Pictures ripped from the Net-sacimoji-jpg

  23. #25248
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    11,044


    Breaking: A truck loaded with hundreds of thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

  24. #25249
    Hansum Man! panama hat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Last Online
    Today @ 06:43 AM
    Location
    Way, Way South of the border now - thank God!
    Posts
    22,842
    ^

  25. #25250
    Thailand Expat jabir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2016
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    11,044

Page 1010 of 1030 FirstFirst ... 105109109601000100210031004100510061007100810091010101110121013101410151016101710181020 ... LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 2 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 2 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •