Desperate phone vendor turns to blackmail

[dirtydog]

ahhhh, so the bayden crooks rubbish is because of this thread, probably could do with a better title, aint many people interested in someone buying a phone

[Cujo]

dunno why but somehow I assumed you knew

[kingwilly]

Only reason I found this thread was after reading some of the scammers posts about cujo and bayden crooks being drug dealers, I google and found this.

[jandajoy]

Only reason I found this thread was after reading some of the scammers posts about cujo and bayden crooks being drug dealers, I google and found this.

Lord, you're slow.

[kingwilly]

That may be so mr joy, but the thought of a scampyesque style thread asking the forum about which phone to buy just did not interest me in the slightest enough to even open it. The fact that this thread then seemed to be stuck in the new posts forum for over a week only confirmed it's inanity.

[planestanley]

Only reason I found this thread was after reading some of the scammers posts about cujo and bayden crooks being drug dealers, I google and found this.

Me too sorry JJ were not all Einsstein
perhaps he mods can re-title so everyone canenjoy this side splitting tale
or we'll send Hat Yai round!

[Cujo]

I posted the first email from Git U. Orf (attorney at law) Previously, but I'll post it again for the purposes of context.

to Conor


Dear Mr Isaac.
We have been trying to get Mr Crooks released from prison all day.
Please retract your accusations on the internet within the next 3
hours or Mr Crooks will be held for at least a month before trial.
Thank you.
Git U. Orf.
Attorney at Law.

Conor caslin to me
Hello,Send the 900$ to Name: Tijani Isaac
Country: Nigeria
State: Lagos
City:Ikeja
Address: 38, Ajala Street
Zipcode: 23401
Text Question: Up
Answer: Down
Amount : $900USD

Regards

Bayden Crooks to Cono

Dear Connor.
Mr Crooks has been transfered from the watch house to
the prison to be held over for trial due to your inaction in
retracting the accusations you have made on the internet.
Now you send me this information about the money. I don't know what
you expect me to do with an address, put the cash in an envelope and
DHL to you?
No, I require a bank account. Bank name, branch address, account name
and number and swift code.
This is an accounting requirement.
I have also been instructed not to make any payment until the
retractions have been made on the internet forums.
Regards.
Git U. orf.
Attorney at Law.

He's been frantic on YIM beginning as soon as I signed on this morning.

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ayobami abiola: Bayden...
ayobami abiola: I know its you
ayobami abiola: U were on an agreement and now u want to betray me despite the fact that you know what i can do
BUZZ!!!
ayobami abiola: talk to me now before i continue again with my madness
ayobami abiola: Why must you lie to me Bayden
ayobami abiola: U said you wanted us to be friends
ayobami abiola: but still u keep betraying me
ayobami abiola: its not fair and never done that way
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
ayobami abiola: You know i cannot beg you
ayobami abiola: I will do the little i can do to make ur life worser
ayobami abiola: If u cannot respond to me and lets negotiate
ayobami abiola: then i think i have all ways of ending your career inside the jail
Last message received on 6/2/2010 at 9:08 AM
BUZZ!!!
You missed a call from ayobami abiola. (9:11 AM on 6/2/2010)

BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!

[Cujo]

I have messaged DD and asked him to change the title of this thread.

cujobytes: Mr. Isaacs?
cujobytes: This is Git U. Orf, Mr Crooks Lawyer
cujobytes: He has been charged and transfered to the prison.
ayobami abiola: yes i am here

[Cujo]

Because for some reason I can't edit the title
https://teakdoor.com/members-only/721...g-a-phone.html

[Cujo]

he's all over the place.

ayobami abiola: when was that
ayobami abiola: i need to see you on cam to believe this
cujobytes: Last night
cujobytes: as I told you, they can only hold him for 24Hrs before charging or releasing him
cujobytes: Ho will seeing ME confirm anything
ayobami abiola: what do you want me to do?
cujobytes: Turn on your webcam please Mr. Isaacs
ayobami abiola: turn yours first
cujobytes: It is
cujobytes: you need to accept the invitation
ayobami abiola: send it
ayobami abiola: let me see your first
ayobami abiola: and then i will open my cam
ayobami abiola has started viewing your webcam.
ayobami abiola: are you a lawyer?
cujobytes: It says your webcam not available
ayobami abiola: I have a webcam
cujobytes: I am Git U. orf.
ayobami abiola: bayden authrised you to give me the payment
cujobytes: Mr Crooks lawyer, yes
ayobami abiola: he told you to issue out the payment
cujobytes: He has instructed me to make payment once you can provide proof that the retractions have been made on the internet
cujobytes: Having been charged he will now be held over for trial
ayobami abiola: see man
cujobytes: this will be in about one month
ayobami abiola: see lawyer or what ever
ayobami abiola: save his life
ayobami abiola: dont dare me
cujobytes: Save his life? there is nothing to be done now untill the court case
ayobami abiola: yesterday u said he orderd u to make payemnt
ayobami abiola: now u said after proof
cujobytes: there is only one benefit to us now of making payment
cujobytes: that is to get the accusations retracted which will mean a very light sentence
ayobami abiola: Okay maybe i should worsen the case
ayobami abiola: light statement?
cujobytes: If you refuse to do this then there is no benefit to us whatsoever in paying you.
ayobami abiola: Okay i will
ayobami abiola: so what should i do now?
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
cujobytes: You need to go to the websites where you defamed and accused my client
ayobami abiola: see man
ayobami abiola: i am getting mad now
cujobytes: and retract your inflamatory and accusatory posts
ayobami abiola: what the fuck do you mean with the email u sent?
ayobami abiola: Okay man
ayobami abiola: Dont send the money okat
ayobami abiola: I know what to do
cujobytes: you need to say you were mistaken about Messrs Bayden Crooks, Pattaya and Hat Yai
BUZZ!!!
ayobami abiola is typing a message.
cujobytes: And that they are in fact honest and law abiding citizens

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ayobami abiola: No man
ayobami abiola: Dont you know how to send money Via western Union
ayobami abiola: You are not sending money to my bank account
cujobytes: Then it's quite simple sir. There will be no payment.
ayobami abiola: No payment
ayobami abiola: Fine
ayobami abiola: I dont want anymore

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ayobami abiola: No man
ayobami abiola: Dont you know how to send money Via western Union
ayobami abiola: You are not sending money to my bank account
cujobytes: Then it's quite simple sir. There will be no payment.
ayobami abiola: No payment
ayobami abiola: Fine
ayobami abiola: I dont want anymore
ayobami abiola: You your self will find your self in the jail soon
ayobami abiola: Git U. orf.
Attorney at Law.
ayobami abiola: No problem
ayobami abiola: Im on the site again
ayobami abiola: and i will make things more complicated
ayobami abiola: WTF
ayobami abiola: just 900$
ayobami abiola: u turn me to a begger
ayobami abiola: No problem okay
cujobytes: I am quite within my legal right to defend evil doers and men of dubious character.
cujobytes: That, sir, is not against the law.
ayobami abiola is typing a message.

[Cujo]

A compromise.

ayobami abiola: he will do nothing than to kill u
cujobytes: What are you talking about now?
ayobami abiola: never mind
ayobami abiola: I know what to do
ayobami abiola: teakdoor forum is not the only forum
ayobami abiola: there are other better australian forums
cujobytes: Mr Crooks warned me you were of sub par intelligence.
ayobami abiola: what do you mean by that?
ayobami abiola: explain to me
ayobami abiola: what does crook means by that?
cujobytes: I should be careful of you
ayobami abiola: Yes so no problem
ayobami abiola: let the game start okay
ayobami abiola: Will you pay me or not?
cujobytes: One should never wrestle in the mud with a pigs.
ayobami abiola: pay me and i will do that right away
cujobytes: One gets oneself covered in mud and the oig likes it
ayobami abiola: Okay pay me
cujobytes: Pay you or you will do what right away?
ayobami abiola: I swear to My mothers womb
ayobami abiola: Pay me and i will do that right away
ayobami abiola: I swear to my mothers womb
ayobami abiola: I swear
cujobytes: Yes, I hear it's very popular among the Nigerians men
ayobami abiola: I just dont want to be fooled again
ayobami abiola: I will i promise
ayobami abiola: U dont trust me
cujobytes: I don't understand
ayobami abiola: and you want me to trust you
cujobytes: what is it you are threatening to do?
ayobami abiola: Bayden know
ayobami abiola: knows
ayobami abiola: and he already warned you
ayobami abiola: let me ask u this question
ayobami abiola: Lawyer
ayobami abiola: you are not paying me right?
cujobytes: he says you have already carried out your threat to expose him
cujobytes: We are prepared to pay you but only when you have retracted the accusations you have made on the internet
ayobami abiola: Okay lets do it this way
ayobami abiola: I need to see the receipt of the payment
ayobami abiola: but cover the MTCN Number
ayobami abiola: Once i see that
ayobami abiola: I will know that the payment was truly made
ayobami abiola: and i will do that
cujobytes: And then what?
ayobami abiola: after you confirm that i have submitted the thread
ayobami abiola: then you provide the money transfer control number
ayobami abiola is typing a message.
cujobytes: Hold on. Mr Crooks is calling.
ayobami abiola: explain all to him
ayobami abiola: Make the payment Via western Union to the name and address i provided
ayobami abiola is typing a message.
ayobami abiola: but do not give me the mtcn number not until i make things fine on the forum discussions

ayobami abiola: explain what i said to him okay?
cujobytes: I did
cujobytes: He said that's ok
cujobytes: I will go ahed and make the payment to W.U.
cujobytes: $900 ok?
ayobami abiola: yes
ayobami abiola: yes that was the agreement
ayobami abiola: $900USD
ayobami abiola: to Name: Tijani Isaac
Country: Nigeria
State: Lagos
City:Ikeja
Address: 38, Ajala Street
Zipcode: 23401
Text Question: Up
Answer: Down
Amount : $900USD

Last message received on 6/2/2010 at 9:56 AM
cujobytes: OK.

[Butterfly]

they don't seem too bright in Lagos, unbelievable

and yet you have people falling for them, how more stupid can they be ?

[Blake7]

I think you should agree but then delete his retractions as soon a sthey are made so he is unable to collect... That will frustarte him for sure

[Cujo]

He's fed up of games, I bet he is.

ayobami abiola: are you sending someone or you are going your self
cujobytes: I will send Mr Crooks girl as I am at his office now.
ayobami abiola: Okay
ayobami abiola: tell her not to take time
ayobami abiola: Once she is back let me know
ayobami abiola: I need to see the scan receipt and please tell her money must be available for pick up by receiver
ayobami abiola: please no more game
ayobami abiola: games
ayobami abiola is typing a message.
ayobami abiola: i am fed up of games

[Cujo]

BookmarkShow Recent Messages (F3)

cujobytes: yes, mr Crooks does tend to play games with people
cujobytes: I think he's indulging in too much of his own product
cujobytes: He pays me VERY well but you wouldn't believe the things I have to put up with
ayobami abiola: hope this is not a game?
ayobami abiola: please no more games
ayobami abiola: assure me this is not a game
cujobytes: You are dealing with an attorney at law here sir. Not a drug addled drug dealer
cujobytes: This is most assuredly not a game sir.
ayobami abiola: So sending the 900$ is not a game?
ayobami abiola: Please no games
ayobami abiola: no games i repeat
ayobami abiola: No game
cujobytes: He made me hold a puppy while slowly cut its throat once.
ayobami abiola: I will start composing the story for the thread now
cujobytes: he let the blood of the poor puppy drip into a cup and then he drank it before the puppy was dead.
ayobami abiola: I dont give a fuck about that
cujobytes: OK. Please let me see it befor you post it.
ayobami abiola: thats not the question i asked
ayobami abiola: I will not post it not Until i see the receipt of the western Union payment
cujobytes: And one time at band camp..
cujobytes: I understand
ayobami abiola: you are a lawyer
ayobami abiola: I saved your webcam video
ayobami abiola: i have it here
ayobami abiola: I can add that to the thread
cujobytes: Anyway, when you are a lawyer for a big time international drug dealer you must see and do many distateful things
ayobami abiola: has she gone?
cujobytes: yes.
ayobami abiola: when did she go?
cujobytes: a while ago.
ayobami abiola: did you instruct her to make the payment available for pick up by receiver?
cujobytes: I gave her those details you gave me and told her to go and send it?
ayobami abiola: Okay
ayobami abiola: do you have her phone number?
cujobytes: I think since you have seen me on the webcam I should see you.
ayobami abiola: I did not only see you
ayobami abiola: I saved you
cujobytes: Yes, you recorded me
cujobytes: great.
ayobami abiola: and i will add that to the thread
cujobytes: not a problem.
ayobami abiola: Okay
cujobytes: But, here's the thing
cujobytes: now I need to see you.
ayobami abiola: but you cant
ayobami abiola: U work for a drug dealer and you expect me to show cam?
cujobytes: You should turn on your webcam
ayobami abiola: No i will not
cujobytes: Up to you.
ayobami abiola: okay
ayobami abiola: let me compose the thread
ayobami abiola: who am i in this case?
ayobami abiola: i mean the law term
ayobami abiola: accused?
ayobami abiola: or what?
ayobami abiola: fast i need to compose the thread
cujobytes: You are the accuser
cujobytes: You are also the guy who is not getting a look at the western union reciept untill you turn on the webcam
ayobami abiola: Bayden also told you that?
cujobytes: Yes.
ayobami abiola: No problem
ayobami abiola: i know what to do
ayobami abiola: u think you are smart
ayobami abiola: I will put on the cam
ayobami abiola: but dont fuck with me
ayobami abiola: im a little boy
ayobami abiola: but dont try and fuck with me
ayobami abiola: I am already on the thread
cujobytes: lets see webcam
ayobami abiola: okay
ayobami abiola: Im not a fool okay
ayobami abiola: I will rather forget the money
cujobytes: I understand
ayobami abiola: and spoil your reputation
ayobami abiola: and your fucking client reputation
cujobytes: My reputation is fine
ayobami abiola: I was composing the thread already
cujobytes: My client is aleady in prison
ayobami abiola: but if you insist you want to see my cam
ayobami abiola: then forget it
cujobytes: let me see your webcam
cujobytes: I will tell her to get the money back then.
ayobami abiola: I dont want the money anymore
ayobami abiola: wait
cujobytes: Forget it, you play too many games my friend.
cujobytes: It cannot be this way.
ayobami abiola: I will open the cam
ayobami abiola: okay i will open the cam
cujobytes: I am waiting
ayobami abiola: but if i do and i dont receive the money tpday
ayobami abiola: OMG
ayobami abiola: I PROMISE YOU GUYS HELL
cujobytes: No problem my friend
cujobytes: the money is paid.
ayobami abiola: I WILL OPEN THE CAM NOW
cujobytes: I I have the reciept here
ayobami abiola: you are just a liar
cujobytes: open the cam and I will send you the receipt
ayobami abiola: OMG
ayobami abiola: do you think i am a fool
cujobytes: She just walked in .
ayobami abiola: just now she went and now you have the receipt?
ayobami abiola: I will never believe that lawyer
cujobytes: She said they were very quiet there
ayobami abiola: thanks for revealing your self to me
cujobytes: OK.
cujobytes: Shall I tell her to go back and retriev e the money? This really is becoming very tiresome
ayobami abiola: Ok i open cam now
ayobami abiola is typing a message.
ayobami abiola: no games or else
cujobytes: You seem to think that by putting me on the internet there will be some disadvantage to me.
cujobytes: When in fact it will only be free advertising
cujobytes: I am not seeing any webcam sir

There's a distinct possibility that webcam footage of the notorious drug dealer lawyer Git U. Orf will be available on teakdoor before long.

[Cujo]

they don't seem too bright in Lagos, unbelievable

and yet you have people falling for them, how more stupid can they be ?

It's greed that gets people every time.

[Cujo]

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ayobami abiola: thats me
ayobami abiola: so what else?
ayobami abiola: U can see me right?
cujobytes: Turn the light on please, It's too dark
ayobami abiola: u saw me
ayobami abiola: so what else do you want?
ayobami abiola: thats okay lawyer
ayobami abiola: its night here
BUZZ!!!
cujobytes: thats what lights are for
ayobami abiola: yes i know
ayobami abiola: but you saw my face at least
ayobami abiola: so can i get the scanned copy for the receipt but hide the mtcn number
ayobami abiola: once i post the thread give me the mtcn number
ayobami abiola: or just open your cam and show me
ayobami abiola has signed back in. (6/2/2010 10:30 AM)

BUZZ!!!
ayobami abiola: hello
ayobami abiola: can i see the receipt?
cujobytes: yes
ayobami abiola: open cam let me seee
cujobytes: yes, just scanning it
ayobami abiola: okay no problem
cujobytes: I don't tust you not to record
cujobytes: I will not open cam
ayobami abiola: I promise never to record
ayobami abiola: Lawyer if truly thats what u are then u should not worry about me recording it
ayobami abiola: U know i have this conversation
cujobytes: It's not polite to do such a thing without asking first
cujobytes: I am learning the Kind of man you are
ayobami abiola: its okay
ayobami abiola: No games
ayobami abiola: open cam let me see the receipt

He's getting slightly anxious now.
I got a great print screen save pic of him on webcam but it's a bitmap and Photobucket won't upload it.
Any ideas on how to convert it to JPEG format so I can post it here.

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BUZZ!!!
ayobami abiola: whats happening?
cujobytes: Hang on having software trouble
ayobami abiola: okay im hanging on
ayobami abiola: warning no games
ayobami abiola: after i see the receipt carrying todays date
ayobami abiola: the minute she sent it
ayobami abiola: the senders name, receivers name
ayobami abiola: I will post the thread
ayobami abiola: after i post the thread you will give me the MTCN number
ayobami abiola: I will track the MTCN number
ayobami abiola: is its valid then i have no business with you guys anymore
ayobami abiola: if the MTCN Says invalid then i know what to do
ayobami abiola: so no games i please
cujobytes: Very good.
cujobytes: And please give me a link here so I can check it.
cujobytes: Thank you.
ayobami abiola is typing a message.Bookmark

[FailSafe]

You can capture a screen-sized segment by pressing "Print Screen" (which saves it to the clipboard), paste it into Paint (or similar program), then "Save as..." the resulting file in whatever format ya want.

Open your spreadsheet/photo... press PrintScrn (or alt-PrintScrn if you'd rather)... open Paint, then Edit > Paste from the pulldown

[Cujo]

he's once again at the point where he thinks it's payday. I reckon he is going to go apoplectic when he realizes that, once again (sigh), it's back to the poorhouse.

[Blake7]

Would be great if we could conjure some sort of fake WU receipt...

[Cujo]

ayobami abiola: have u sent it?
cujobytes: I've scanned it and filed it.
ayobami abiola: okay
ayobami abiola: have u sent it to my email?
cujobytes: Not yet
cujobytes: I am waiting for a call from mr Crooks.

Yeha, here we go again

cujobytes: OK, I got a call from him
cujobytes: he said he wants to see the posting before I should give you the reciept.
cujobytes: I'm sorry
cujobytes: But he is the boss.
ayobami abiola: I Said keep the mtcn numbe
ayobami abiola: I cannot get the money without the mtcn number
cujobytes: Unfortunately in the remand section of the prison they have a lot more access to communications
ayobami abiola: see i dont believe all this shits
ayobami abiola: okay
cujobytes: He said give you nothing untill he gets the website posting
ayobami abiola: send the receipt hide the mtcn number
cujobytes: They must have some access to a computer in there
cujobytes: he's probably bribed a guard.
ayobami abiola: Funny
ayobami abiola: you are acting like a wise lawyer
cujobytes: What is funny sir?
ayobami abiola: right
ayobami abiola: hold on to the receipt and send the girl to withdraw the money fast
ayobami abiola is typing a message.
cujobytes: Do you imagine for one minute that Mr Crooks is not capable of Bribing the guards
cujobytes: I know Australia isn't as corrupt as Nigeria, but it still has some bad eggs
cujobytes: Just show us the Retraction.

[Cujo]

Would be great if we could conjure some sort of fake WU receipt...

I did (didn't you read the whole thread) but it is a shocker, I'm surprised he bought it.

Isn't that sweet, he trusts me.....for the moment.

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ayobami abiola: Thanks for all lawyer
ayobami abiola: U tried being wise
ayobami abiola: but u ended up being a daft
ayobami abiola: tell her to withdraw the money back
ayobami abiola: and please call bayden and tell him the game has just began
cujobytes: Sir, I deplore you, please do not besmirch the good name of Git U. Orf, attorney at Law.
ayobami abiola: lets see
ayobami abiola: U think im a fool
ayobami abiola:
ayobami abiola: No problem idiot
ayobami abiola: U will see what im capable of doing now
cujobytes: Sir, this is not my doing
cujobytes: I am simply following the instructions of my client
ayobami abiola: U think so
ayobami abiola: what if i post the thread and i dont get the receipt
ayobami abiola: what should i do?
ayobami abiola: remember the conversation here is a proof
cujobytes: You have to Trust me Mr. Isaac
cujobytes: after all, we are on the same side here
ayobami abiola is typing a message.
ayobami abiola: okay no problem i will trust you for this moment
cujobytes: I also, am only working on the instruction of mr Crooks
cujobytes: I must follow his instructions as must you.Bookmark

[Cujo]

You can capture a screen-sized segment by pressing "Print Screen" (which saves it to the clipboard), paste it into Paint (or similar program), then "Save as..." the resulting file in whatever format ya want.

Open your spreadsheet/photo... press PrintScrn (or alt-PrintScrn if you'd rather)... open Paint, then Edit > Paste from the pulldown

Yes, thanks, but that saves it as a bitmap. I need to know how to convert bitmap to JPEG format so I can upload it and share.

It's ok, I figured it out.

Here we go.
It's a bit dark. That is definitely him from the Facebook photo slack got for me.

[filch]

^
Simply open it up in MS Paint and use the SaveAs option to save it as a jpg.

[madjbs]

Paste the photo into paint, go to save as and change file type to jpeg and voila.