Desperate phone vendor turns to blackmail

[Cujo]

He just pops up out of nowhere and he wants ME to go away.

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BUZZ!!!
cujobytes: What, I'm busy.
ayobami abiola: warning i got an email from the US dea
cujobytes: Oh no
ayobami abiola: i was invited
cujobytes: You better show it to me.
ayobami abiola: to narrate the story of how i got to know pataya and bayden crooks
ayobami abiola: what should i do?
cujobytes: ho hum
ayobami abiola: please advise
cujobytes: you could show me the letter of I don't believe you
ayobami abiola: U dont believe me?
ayobami abiola: Okay fine no problem
ayobami abiola: i have done my part
cujobytes: Ho Hum.
cujobytes: You have done Nothing
cujobytes: But you are a very unattractive man.
cujobytes: judging by your photo.
cujobytes: And very stupid.
ayobami abiola: thats not me
ayobami abiola: better dont kill an innocent soul
cujobytes: What's not you?
ayobami abiola: the picture
cujobytes: I've got two pictures of you and your address and I've sent them to the division of the Nigerian police that deals with 419 scams.
ayobami abiola: hahahahaha
cujobytes: and all the other names and addresses in England
ayobami abiola: no wahala
cujobytes: and your IPs
ayobami abiola: lol
ayobami abiola:
cujobytes: Yep
cujobytes: You're going to Jail my little friend
ayobami abiola: okay
ayobami abiola: no problem
ayobami abiola:
cujobytes: Received-SPF: neutral (google.com: 65.54.51.90 is neither permitted nor denied by best guess record for domain of domsri[at]w.cn) client-ip=65.54.51.90;
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cujobytes: X-Originating-IP: [41.217.65.14]
ayobami abiola: who cares?
ayobami abiola: this is Nigeria man
ayobami abiola: they dont give a fuck
ayobami abiola: i will bribe them okay
ayobami abiola: let them come fast
cujobytes: Theat squad do.
cujobytes: Especially when prodded by interpol.
cujobytes: well come on turdlicker, show me the letter where you've been 'invited'
BUZZ!!!
ayobami abiola: leave me alone
cujobytes: HAHAHA
cujobytes: 'leave me alone" boo hoo, is the little boi crying?
cujobytes: Would you like me to get you mummy
ayobami abiola: i dont have ur time
cujobytes: then why did you come here and tell me you had been 'invited' by the dea to narrate the story?
cujobytes: Fucknuckle
ayobami abiola: im sorry i will never tell u such again
ayobami abiola: its like giving you updates
ayobami abiola: im sorry
ayobami abiola: i wont do that again
cujobytes: In fact show me JUST ONE forum where you have exposed us
cujobytes: and I'll leave you alone.
ayobami abiola: lol
ayobami abiola: they are too many
ayobami abiola is typing a message.
ayobami abiola: not one
cujobytes: thats ok dipshit, i don't need too many
cujobytes: JUST ONEBookmark

[shunpike]

Great stuff Dug...laugh-out-loud narrative. The pic of Mr. T as 'Pataya' was priceless!

Be a real laugh if this sordid tale of drug dealer/enforcer Thaksin, alias Mr. Pataya, showed up on the latest extradition request.

[Bower]

Christ, youv'e got some patience, great stuff

[kingwilly]

This is nigeria man, I will bribe them.

Cocky fuck isn't he?

[meow]

I miss fucknuckle already!

[billy the kid]

great entertainment Dug, the best.

[Cujo]

I miss fucknuckle already!

Yeah, me too. He won't respond to me any more. I think I broke his will.

[Gallowspole]

How about replying as the aussie police thanking him for his help? Tell him there is a reward for him already and if he helps get Mr Pattaya there may be more?

[Pol the Pot]

Great read! I've been chuckling for the past two hours.

[mc2]

the Nigerian was obviously fucking around for fun as well,
good laugh though

[Cujo]

the Nigerian was obviously fucking around for fun as well,
good laugh though

Fucknuckle didn't have a clue, and still doesn't, what was going on. it was no fun for him.

[mc2]

you got him in the beginning but by the end it sounded like you were both taking the piss out of each other and fucking around for fun

you really think he didn't have a clue ? then maybe he got u in the end ...

[Cujo]

you got him in the beginning but by the end it sounded like you were both taking the piss out of each other and fucking around for fun

you really think he didn't have a clue ? then maybe he got u in the end ...

No, he never 'got me in the end'
he's thick as bricks. You didn't read the whole thing did you?
No, he was still trying to convince me he'd posted bayden crooks details on forums.
I do this quite a bit.
he guessed everything wasn't as it seemed towards the end, but he never figured what it was.

[Bobcock]

I spoke to him on several occassions, Dugs right, he really didn't have a clue....

[pickel]

How did I miss this thread?

Pure comedy gold Dug and it should be moved to members famous threads, as it's one of the best I've seen.

[Cujo]

Theres a thread rating vote thing at the top of the page.

[lom]

Theres a thread rating vote thing at the top of the page.

Done!
It changed from 4 to 5 stars

[Cujo]

Bump, somebody greened me for it so i reckon there must be a few new members that haven't seen it.

[Agent_Smith]

cujobytes: Mr Crooks warned me you were of sub par intelligence.

ayobami abiola: what do you mean by that?

This whole thread was a comedy goldmine, but this little exchange seemed to come right out of a sitcom.

[Mid]

that's some funny shite Dug



shouldn't this be in famous threads ?

[Cujo]

that's some funny shite Dug



shouldn't this be in famous threads ?

Thanks, and yes, and you and I aren't the only ones who think so.

[Cujo]

That Dug, what a character eh. Good work Dug, I read the whole thing, what a larf.

[manpet]

Dug, great stuff , now im way behind with my work but worth every second that read,from start to finish , any chance of getting fuck knuckle back for round 2 ?

[Cujo]

that's some funny shite Dug



shouldn't this be in famous threads ?

I just noticed it now is, I'm sure dug thanks the mod who put it here.

[Cujo]

I wonder if Dug'll have a go at that ATM skimmer guy.