I don't know you personally, so I really don't give a fok if you are going to be a stripper or not. But based on your online persona, I don't think you are mercenary enough to last long in the sex industry (which is a good thing).

But if you are intent on doing this, at least have the common sense to sell it in England where you can clear $400 an hour and attend university part time. Why give some Russian fok a cut of your profits? Most of the go-go dancers in Thailand would kill for a UK passport.