Aroy mai?Originally Posted by mad_dog
Aroy maak
An nee alai?
Cottage pie
Aroy mai
Aroy aroy
It is always amusing to freak out the locals.
I took two black girls down with me to visit my bro, who was living in a small village near Hereford.
We went to the pub and the locals were rather bemused. Half of them had never been out of the local area, never mind ever seeing a black person.
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How do you know - did they tell you this?Originally Posted by DrAndy
Thai girls who can speak German put me right off.
I can't help assuming that they have been defacated on by a hairy German geezer.
First time in Aus my partner wanted to know why there were not any (read=many) cars on the road, perhaps it was sunday ?
(nope it was a Tuesday afternoon)
^what did you tell him?
Last edited by English Noodles; 17-09-2008 at 05:05 AM.
that not all of the world has macet like Jakarta.Originally Posted by English Noodles
Imagine my wife to be when she first arrived in Australia and I drove her from Darwin to Kununurra camping in a swag on the side of the road.
Where are the cars?
Where are the people?
Who owns this farm? My answer is "its the same cattle station as when you asked 50kms ago"
News is what someone, somewhere is trying to suppress - everything else is just advertising.
First time I took my Taiwanese lady to UK, driving from the airport on M25 she screamed STOP STOP!
I pulled onto the hard shoulder and asked WTF was that all about ?
Shrieking with delight she pointed to a field and said "Cows!!"
She had never seen one before !!!
She was also curious to know who owned the rabbits scampering around the field next door !
First time my wife visited England, it was a beautiful, crisp Spring morning. My wife was amazed at the cloud of condensation coming out of her mouth as she was breathing.
Later, in the park, she couldn't understand how there could be so many ducks and geese. I had to stop her from trying to catch one to take home and cook.
Do not walk beside me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Just pretty much leave me the fuck alone!
Had the same with sheep in Aus.Originally Posted by Happyman
That would be 7 1/2 people then?Originally Posted by DrAndy
72% of statistics are either incorrect or made up.
^ Link!
Yes, link please.Originally Posted by DrAndy
Originally Posted by kingwillyOriginally Posted by English NoodlesSo you don't deny your gay anymore?Originally Posted by kingwilly
First time out of Thailand, in Singapore, mine was amazed that the time was different and that the money wasn't baht or US dollars. One day is all it took, "want go home now preeze"
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