Now this aint a thread about all the broken condoms you have had while shagging some skanky 300baht whore, this is a serious thread about what could happen to members like mrs q and that, but not going into the topic of broken condoms that he has probably had.
Anyway yesterday afternoon I heard this real loud crash, I knew this was a car accident obviously I did panic, I mean my nice shiny red car was parked outside and some cnut could have crashed into it, I have to admit I rushed to the window to check, hell you cant blame me I was worried, but luckily it was just some tourist that had crashed into a lorry.
Well I have to admit he was not a very happy soldier, the lorry was driving in the inside lane while he was driving his nice shiny 400cc beasty in the fast lane, alas the lorry decided he wanted to go right, the nice looking bike then proceeded to impact the lorry around it's front wheel area at reasonable speed, ok so he was quite well injured but no where near enough to join my dead farang thread, unusually the lorry driver stopped straight away, Unforuneately the lorry driver was Thai, so he jumped out of his cab and didn't bother putting the handbrake on, yes the lorry ran over his nice shiny motorbike, anyway as you can see the ambulance turned up pretty quickly and also the police, I assume now that this nice tourist is the proud owner of a squashed bike