Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post

I was going to ban all mention of Christmas on this thread but instead I've decided to go for it and have as good a Christmas as possible.

I'm thinking of buying a chicken for Christmas Day

Mendip
Do something special for yourself and instead of chicken for Christmas day order in a Hooker and get yourself laid!!!

The magnificent feeling might not last long but it would be worth it.

And remember to do it before you consume all that wine.