The only way is up: Land's End to John o' Groats 2015

[somtamslap]

I wish I was getting cash for drinking, but alas, on this occasion it wasn't to be. The Wetherspoons Watch was something that I personally implemented in Barnstaple, and continued all the way to the top. Although admittedly I only popped in for a quick piss at most venues.

[klong toey]

Watch this space for an insightful report into the country's most popular pub chain

Knew this was coming,

How much ?

A woman has completed one of Britain's longest "pub crawls" visiting all 656 pubs called The Red Lion.
Personal trainer Cathy Price, 56, from Preston, spent four years travelling the length and breadth of the country as part of her quest.
She travelled 90,000 miles in her car from the Scottish Highlands to the beaches of Cornwall.
Lancashire woman visits Britain's 656 Red Lion pubs - BBC News

[palexxxx]

Watch this space for an insightful report into the country's most popular pub chain

Knew this was coming,

How much ?

A woman has completed one of Britain's longest "pub crawls" visiting all 656 pubs called The Red Lion.
Personal trainer Cathy Price, 56, from Preston, spent four years travelling the length and breadth of the country as part of her quest.
She travelled 90,000 miles in her car from the Scottish Highlands to the beaches of Cornwall.
Lancashire woman visits Britain's 656 Red Lion pubs - BBC News

Ahh, but has she been to the one in Chiang Mai yet?

Red Lion British pub restaurant ?? chiang mai ?? English Bar Six nations 6 nations rugby NRL AFL thailand golf meeting place Fuller's London Pride Guinness ????? ???? ?? Liverpool ????? ????????? ????

[klong toey]

[somtamslap]

Been looking into this...



North Cape to Gibraltar, 4000 miles.

[somtamslap]

I had drawn a line on that map, but basically from the topmost point of Norway to Gibraltar.

[klong toey]

It's only 6000 miles to Thailand from the UK.

[Chittychangchang]

Might need some of these on your tyres up in Norway..

[klong toey]

Better check out the local cash converters.

Police find €12,000 bicycle stolen from Tour of Spain sold for €120



A bicycle worth €12,000 (£8800) stolen during the Vuelta a España (Tour of Spain) has been found on sale for a hundredth of its value in a second-hand shop by two Spanish policemen.

Police find ?12,000 bicycle stolen from Tour of Spain sold for ?120 - Telegraph

[dirk diggler]

Watch this space for an insightful report into the country's most popular pub chain

Knew this was coming,

How much ?

A woman has completed one of Britain's longest "pub crawls" visiting all 656 pubs called The Red Lion.
Personal trainer Cathy Price, 56, from Preston, spent four years travelling the length and breadth of the country as part of her quest.
She travelled 90,000 miles in her car from the Scottish Highlands to the beaches of Cornwall.
Lancashire woman visits Britain's 656 Red Lion pubs - BBC News

Amazing she wasn't stabbed in the Aberdeen one.

[Chittychangchang]

Small world in the cycling community with a bike as high spec as that.

[somtamslap]

Back off up to Scotchland to get my bicycle from Edinburgh station.

Let's hope it still has wheels, and a frame.

[Stinky]

If it is still there it'll be covered in vomit and piss

[Dillinger]

Edinburgh, the AIDS capital of Europe.

those tyres will be being used as a hyperdermic syringe pin cushion.

[somtamslap]

those tyres will be being used as a hyperdermic syringe pin cushion.

As long as they're still attached to a reasonably round pair of wheels and a frame, I care not.


I just can't do the long-distance relationship thing with Babs (the big green bicycle) anymore.

[withnallstoke]

I just can't do the long-distance relationship thing with Babs (the big green bicycle) anymore.

Because she deflowered your bottom?

[somtamslap]

Bit of a euphemism there, withnall.

The brazen slut strapped up and smashed me botty six months up the road.

I'm approaching the Potteries. The streets appear to be full of red and white.

[withnallstoke]

The streets appear to be full of red and white.

Arr lad.

[chassamui]

I'm approaching the Potteries. The streets appear to be full of red and white.

That will be caused by a lack of Port Vale fans.

[withnallstoke]

^ Well said that man.

[david44]

Up the Vale, Motorhead never played Ole Trifford Stumpford Blidge or La Bum'em Grove

[dirk diggler]

Edinburgh, the AIDS capital of Europe.

Aye but strictly because somebody once mixed up their smack needle with their monkey's one. No gay shit here.

[somtamslap]

[Dillinger]

That is very very disturbing

[somtamslap]

No, Boll. That's magic.

17 days in Edinburgh with a nothing but a crappy combination lock to keep it secure - and not a scratch on the beast.

Given the same scenario in Landarn it would've been half-inched in minutes.

Gotta love the Scotch.