I think he means Dominic's love eggs still up him
I think he means Dominic's love eggs still up him
Slap, how is your anus coming down from bicycle seat addiction. Do you carry the seat with you just in case your ass has a flashback and needs to come down, so to speak, gently?
Short for femdoms.Originally Posted by billy the kid
Urban Dictionary: Femdom
-) Humiliation of the sub. (submissive, slave)Originally Posted by withnallstoke
-) Penetration of the sub. (incl. strap-ons, toys, etc). (bike seat)
-) Bondage / restraint of the sub. (being forced to reside on said seat)
-) "Water Sports" (residing on seat in the rain)
Delayed
Onset
Muscle
Soreness
...and it's official. I've just tried to ride my bike a fraction of the daily distances I was riding End to End and failed miserably.
The pain barriers can be different on different days moving around the body.
for a while it's the legs then the shoulders or the neck.
But you have to go through the gauntlet of pain in all parts of the body.
These i call 'good pains' cause it shows me where there's a weakness.
A toothache or the shits would be bad pain.
When you've gone through all the pain barriers; you know you're in right good shape.
That's why i say do the hills. they are the real challenge.
good to have 3 or 4 days to recover from 14 days on the trot.
Vietnam was the craziest place to ride a bike
the truck horns constantly blasting in your ear and they are loud.
couple of times i've jumped out of my own skin.
but no accidents there.
only in thailand.
hence the reason I say not nearly half as impressive. I also had a support vehicle with cold drinks along the way. Hotels book and paid for etc. And we (2 friends with me) avoid the city by taking the van the first 20 mins out of town.
Local guide meant we avoid nearly all the main roads and highway 1 in particular. (I think we had one half day on the highway)
Will finish those off presently...
If ye ken what ahm foking saying, likesay.
Riveting stuff. Just show the blisters on your arse man
Possibly a little incongruous to a Thailand-based forum, but I've started so I'll finish.Originally Posted by Dillinger
Day four: Glastonbury to Chepstow
Pissed down from the moment I made the first pedal revolution.
Smashed by wind and rain going over the Severn Bridge and a somewhat ungainly negotiation of Bristol - stopped early in Chepstow. Lots of Welsh people about. The big lump at the start is a traversal of the Mendips.
Miles: 50
Elevation: 3,192ft
Moving time: 4hrs 40mis
Elapsed time: 6hrs 21mins
Calories: 2,436
how did you manage to eat that many calories whilst riding a bike ? No wonder your left hand was numb, you nearly ate the fukker
V Interesting Slap. Keep it up.
I even wrote down every single one of my evening meals. It's fucking carnage. Flesh everywhere. Flesh, Coca-Cola and Kronenberg. Kronenberg? How gauche. How working class.Originally Posted by Dillinger
Cheers chaps, ^^ up there. I knew you wouldn't let me down! Knew it!
Welcome to the shortest day of the trip.
Day five: Chepstow - Hereford
I already had accommodation in Hereford (this place would be the last I booked in advance) and although I'd stopped early the day before in Chepstow, the proprietor still had room so I was able to retain it. We'll call this a rest day, although it featured a few hills - most notably over the Forest of Dean.
Miles: 40
Elevation: 2,956ft
Moving time: 3hrs 17mins
Elapsed time: 3hrs 45mins
Calories: 2,105
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It's very interesting.....
Not to nitpick, but the maps would have made knowing where the pictures were being taken earlier in the thread more interesting for those of us that are less than familiar with the geography of Britain.
Either way, excellent work Slap.
In my defence I was mainly dealing with shite wifi connections. Fecking around with maps at the end of each day would've added several months onto the trip.Originally Posted by CSFFan
Day six: Hereford - Chester
After the previous day's woeful mileage, today, despite the perpetual drizzle, I decided to cycle for as long as I could. And so I meandered in and out of Wales and Shropshire until I eventually met Chester, and every one was speaking in Scouse...
Miles:112.5
Elevation: 5,367
Moving time: 8hrs 50 mins
Elapsed time: 10hrs 58mins
Calories: 5,579
You can see that after 100 miles I found the Chester Plains. Flat, blissful, foking dancer!
Them Welsh bits are a bastard by the look of it.
^ Not a patch on Cornwall or Devon, Chaz. The undulations in those two counties were fucking incorrigible and very steep.
Day seven: Chester - Preston
Despite the relatively low mileage on this leg it was up there with the toughest for two reasons: one, due to having met up with a mate of Withnall's, who I also knew from various scallywaggery in Samui a while back, it was deemed necessary to drink a ridiculous amount of lager the evening prior; and secondly it featured constant glances at the map in order to navigate the utter mayhem that is the north west, and also two punctures - the scourge of the cycle tourist. Fortunately Stoke #2 rode with me for the duration.
Miles: 64
Elevation: 2,044
Moving time: 5hrs 28mins
Elapsed time: 9hrs 26mins
Calories: 2,900
Day eight: Preston - Kendal
Probably my lowest ebb.
The first 40 miles had gone very well. The sun shone, the road was fast and flat - but after stopping for a cup of tea, a double puncture hindered my aim of getting close to the Scottish border and I ended up walking the final five miles into Kendal where I would get my back tyre changed the following morning.
Miles: 48
Elevation: 2,182
Moving time: 5hrs 8mins
Elapsed time: 7hrs 5mins
Calories: 2,916
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