A book: Once upon a time in the East - Hot and sticky yarns from rural Siam

[Loy Toy]

^ No your on a winner their mate stuck in the centre of your book.

Smug can do a special Christmas knicker card edition.

[somtamslap]

Next course of action...

Click on this and give the lads some lovin'

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Once-...true&success=1

[pseudolus]

http://booksmango.com/wp-content/upl...me-Preview.pdf

There's something wrong. Only one page. Can you sort it out and stick the rest of it up here and we'll have a look? After all, a lot of laos khoa can be bought for 5 bucks.....

[somtamslap]

There's something wrong. Only one page.

There's an eight page preview here, fella...

http://booksmango.com/wp-content/upl...me-Preview.pdf

[pseudolus]

Same version- its not the promised 8 page. Its one page and 7 pages of fluff.

Actually, I might have a read of it but is there the chance that most of the stories are already written up on here?

If it takes off, and you become the Peter Mayle of Issan, the property prices will go through the roof. You can dust Por off to do the Official tours of SlapCountry

[somtamslap]

Actually, I might have a read of it but is there the chance that most of the stories are already written up on here?

Some, all edited and re-written to a degree. Lots of new material, but.

[charleyboy]

Sent you a message!

BTW. It's very dangerous opening an account with Facebook...Didn't ya know?

[pseudolus]

Quote:
Originally Posted by pseudolus
Actually, I might have a read of it but is there the chance that most of the stories are already written up on here?
Some, all edited and re-written to a degree. Lots of new material, but.

Well in that case - well worth a read.

Good luck = hope it goes well

[somtamslap]

Thank you gents, for the support.

[somtamslap]

^ Nice tool, willy

[somtamslap]

Another link if the first one's playing oop...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-Ti...der_B00LCE6N18

[Necron99]

Is their going to be an Audio Book version fr the hard of hearing?

[kingwilly]

Is their going to be an Audio Book version fr the hard of hearing?

Kindle does Audio automatically.

[somtamslap]

^ No, but it's available in braille for alcoholics and yabba fiends.

[kingwilly]

BTW Did you and smug farang bore know each other before TD? How did you hook up?

[Smug Farang Bore]

No Wills it was a TD courtship.

We have the same sense of humor. Something between Private eye and Viz..


Same hobbies too..

[kingwilly]

No Wills it was a TD courtship.

We have the same sense of humor. Something between Private eye and Viz..


Same hobbies too..

furry muff.

I'm enjoying the book and the sketches.

[withnallstoke]

Same hobbies too..

Rude bastards.

[Necron99]

Same hobbies too..

Rude bastards.

If you know someone else does it too it goes from perversion to eccentric.

[Smug Farang Bore]

101 things you can do with a root vegetable when the TVs broke in Isaan...!

[Smug Farang Bore]

Cheers mate.

It's amazing that we had enough hours sober at the same time to put it together.

[Mr Lick]

Hell of an achievement you two. Double congrats.

Let the backslapping and of course bundles of dosh begin so you can get the upmarket sequel under way.


This thread should be on the 'Famous' list btw. I've done my bit

[pseudolus]

How did you hook up?

Its all in Chapter 13 "Manlove".

I first saw Smug as he reached across the table to try and pilfer my roll up tobacco pouch. I was immediately attracted to his hairy armpits and the scent of formaldehyde. I stared into his eyes, feeling a stirring in my loins I had not experienced ever since Por dropped his shot glass and reached down to pick it up, during which his towel dropped to the floor revealing his rusty tea towel holder.

I offered Smug my pouch. He took it in his masculine hand. He slowly fingered the hairy strands of the tobacco, putting it into the piece of toilet paper I was using as a rizla.

"Roach" I said.
"No, its OK, I don't use a roach" he replied, licking his firm moist tongue along the side
"No, theres a roach on your leg. A cockroach"

It ran up his designer shorts, so I quickly dropped him with a right hook, took his shorts of, and noshed him off until his shot his load in my eye. I finished it with a squirt of lime juice in the socket to make my favorite cocktail, a man-juice margarita which I trickled down my face onto my thirsty tongue. When he awoke, we knew we were lovers forever despite the fact that he called the cops.

A very frank chapter Slap.

[Necron99]

How did you hook up?

Its all in Chapter 13 "Manlove".

I first saw Smug as he reached across the table to try and pilfer my roll up tobacco pouch. I was immediately attracted to his hairy armpits and the scent of formaldehyde. I stared into his eyes, feeling a stirring in my loins I had not experienced ever since Por dropped his shot glass and reached down to pick it up, during which his towel dropped to the floor revealing his rusty tea towel holder.

I offered Smug my pouch. He took it in his masculine hand. He slowly fingered the hairy strands of the tobacco, putting it into the piece of toilet paper I was using as a rizla.

"Roach" I said.
"No, its OK, I don't use a roach" he replied, licking his firm moist tongue along the side
"No, theres a roach on your leg. A cockroach"

It ran up his designer shorts, so I quickly dropped him with a right hook, took his shorts of, and noshed him off until his shot his load in my eye. I finished it with a squirt of lime juice in the socket to make my favorite cocktail, a man-juice margarita which I trickled down my face onto my thirsty tongue. When he awoke, we knew we were lovers forever despite the fact that he called the cops.

A very frank chapter Slap.

You're a little too good at writing this gay shit.

[Smug Farang Bore]

I don't smoke lol.