A book: Once upon a time in the East - Hot and sticky yarns from rural Siam

[somtamslap]

Much obliged gentlemen. Hope you enjoy it...

Shared on social media as well. All the best.

Very kind of you. Thanks!

[kingwilly]

Dunno, all said and done I thought the site was ok. I used my android phone, no lags or problems, waited 10 minutes for the email, received a link, clicked the link and it downloaded immediately and opened right away. When you consider the number of platforms they have to be available for now I thought they did a pretty good job.

[somtamslap]

Own the day; take it by the bollocks

[withnallstoke]

Really glad you finally got it out there slapper.

It shows what a raging poof you've turned into - the type of poof who can stay sober enough to get that shit finally put together.

All the best with the sales, although eye mustard mitt i have absolutely no intention of greasing your fat finger festooned palms with any of my hard earned dole money.

[kingwilly]

I've already read this first story as you've posted it on Teak door as a thread!

I coulda saved £5 and just done a search for all your threads and saved them into my own book!

[charleyboy]

I've got quite a few e reading fiends on FB, I'll share your link.

In the meantime, I'll just wait for the fooka' to make it to the library!

[withnallstoke]

In the meantime, I'll just wait for the fooka' to make it to the library!

If it was a film it would already be available as budget beta rental from the local video shop.

[Smug Farang Bore]

^just like all top quality porn...

[somtamslap]

It shows what a raging poof you've turned into

There's no need to vent spleen, withnall - just because you've forgotten how to read.

I've already read this first story as you've posted it on Teak door as a thread!

Any TD stories in there have been fully edited, and in some cases illustrated. Don't forget to try the recipes - the snake curry in particular is... Mm mmmm....delicious.

I've got quite a few e reading fiends on FB, I'll share your link.

A gent! A gent and a scholar!

[Necron99]

I'll print off copies and sell them at Mc99's.
You can collect the profits in LK and sausage roll store credits

[Loy Toy]

Well done messers Slap and Smug.

Is there a baldy Paul episode whereby a good Samaritan gets stabbed in the ribs trying to make things right?

[Smug Farang Bore]

^your the head of marketing down Pattaya way mate.

[barrylad66]

will purchase it as soon as i get a book reading app for me phone.

[kingwilly]

will purchase it as soon as i get a book reading app for me phone.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...IYi3uATikYKgCw

[barrylad66]

will purchase it as soon as i get a book reading app for me phone.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...IYi3uATikYKgCw

thanks willy. i'm new to all this e-book malarkey!!

[Loy Toy]

your the head of marketing down Pattaya way mate

Done deal Smug.

When can you ship me 1,000 copies?

[Smug Farang Bore]

Each one is hand made mate so might take till pub opening time today.

[Loy Toy]

Each one is hand made mate so might take to pub opening time today.

Goodooooo mate but make sure you soil the masterpiece with bodily fluids, beer and some oyster sauce. Authenticity is the key here.

A pair of used panties folded neatly into the middle pages will make the product a collector's item.

[withnallstoke]

A pair of used panties folded neatly into the middle pages will make the product a collector's item.

[Smug Farang Bore]

A chapter for the next one.

Out a knicker huntin with Loy Toy in old Pye-atta town.


Your just not alowed to come Withnall. Oh no!

[Latindancer]

This is quite a milestone, for yourself and TD.
Congrats, Slap !

[somtamslap]

Here's an idea...

Buy some insects:



Locate idyllic body of water:



Break out reading apparatus:



Devour both book and bug with gusto...

[somtamslap]

will purchase it as soon as i get a book reading app for me phone.

Top hole, Bazzer!

This is quite a milestone, for yourself and TD

Thanks, it was a long time in the making, that's for sure. Had to get it just so, you see

[Loy Toy]

Devour both book

Edible used undies?

Great idea mate but I think the Japs have already patented that concept.

[somtamslap]

^ But are they scented with potpourri and pheromonal flange fluid, like ours?

I think not, sir!