Companies that apply info/warning stickers and packaging to their products but use glue that leaves a sticky residue behind when you take the sticker off. I fucking hate this, the correct glue has been around for years. cunts!
Foreigners that pick up on and stupidly copy this thai habit of saying cheers every three minutes and expecting everybody to comply. Fuck off will you?
Originally Posted by Smeg
... I like to fantasise sometimes, and I lie very occasionally... my superior home, job, wealth, freedom, car, girl, retirement age, appearance, satisfaction with birth country etc etc... Over the past few years I have put together over 100 pages on notes on thaiophilia...
Red wine last night, playing cricket in about an hour = lots of nonspecific moans
That's a Thai thing? Wow! Happy I don't know you're version of Thai's I suppose.Originally Posted by Spin
..you have said your goodbyes, the little lady is in front of you, and what do the do when they get to the threshold..stop dead....ggrrrrrrrr
..back home your hands are full of shopping, she opens the door, you file in...not, she's done it again !!! right on the threshold.........ggrrrr
Too old to Rock 'N' Roll :
Too young to Die !
Arabs shouting to each other from one side of Coffee Club to the other.
Bastards!
That bird working in the fishermen's Coffee Club.Originally Posted by Kurgen
Although she looks quite fit it was as if she had to go to Brazil to get the beans to make me and a mate a cup of coffee. Over 20 minutes it took.
Salad and chips, oven.... one hour 10 mins.
Takes a while for her to fully digest the beans. Then screening them through the strainer, a quick drying process, grinding them and finally after roasting, she makes you a perfect cup. 20 minutes, NOTHING L.T. ENJOY!Originally Posted by Loy Toy
Me: "Medium coffee, please". Braindead waitress: "Brewed, Sir?" Since they ask the same fucking question every time, I tried, "No thanks, instant please." Ms. Braindead, "Sorry sir, we only have brewed coffee." Me: "Then when I ordered coffee, why did you ask me if I wanted brewed coffee when you don't have any kind of coffee other than brewed?" Waitress: Totally blank look, retreats muttering. Wife gives me the 'you expected something different?' look.......Oh well.
^Same family as "air line stewardesses."
It was only today I realized the coffee shop had finally opened. I suppose she is new and I had to give her my order twice as she forgot the first time.Originally Posted by Kurgen
But your a hansom man.Originally Posted by Kurgen
ignorant bastards that just copy everything you do, even to the point of copying your ads word for bloody word
fuk em
People who fit Lexus badges to the fronts of their Yaris'
Twats!
Fuck off JeffOriginally Posted by Rural Surin
spin humour
^People who think they're funny.
False claims
Losers in Winnipeg or Saskatoon.
Customers who start the conversation off with ,talking about the weather. "It's raining" It'sunny" "Did you hear the weather report for today"
Yes it is the English way,moaning about the weather,but I hear it all day from every customer.
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