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10-08-2015, 07:40 PM
Gazza

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Originally Posted by JPPR2

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Originally Posted by panama hat

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Originally Posted by thaimeme

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Originally Posted by panama hat

Mrs Hat leaving me for a week . . . going to Auckland to look at houses with real estate agents . . .

Sigh, this stuff is getting real.

Well...
We know who the boss is, don't we?

:)

Was that ever in doubt? :)

She earns more, is better educated, infinitely better looking, bore our children . . .

Not much left for me to pick up the crumbs . . .

Oh, hang on . . .

I'm taller!!!!!! :bananaman:

She should kick you to the curb. You have zero value in the big picture unless you look sexy wearing fishnet nylons and high heel shoes while mopping floors and cleaning toilets.:smileylaughing:

And that's why he's taller.
:)
10-08-2015, 08:12 PM
panama hat

^ I resemble that remark!
11-08-2015, 10:16 PM
Kurgen

Wives, what a bunch of mis understanding kunts!
12-08-2015, 08:56 AM
VocalNeal

^ When women want to solve a problem they have to talk it through. They don't necessarily want you to solve the problem just listen.

Then sometimes they have a problem they want you to solve, leaky tap etc. something concrete, that is Ok as we can action it immediately

They also understand that when they complain to a man he wants/needs to do something to fix said problem, the low blow is when they come at you with a problem at a time when they know you can't fix it. late at night, workers already gone home, Sunday when hardware shop is closed etc. etc.

Also there is a points system. To men points are cumulative to women you get one point for each good thing you do but they are not cumulative. So for them when is the next point coming?

Men are from Mars , women are from Venus.
12-08-2015, 10:23 AM
Boon Mee

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Originally Posted by JPPR2

unless you look sexy wearing fishnet nylons and high heel shoes while mopping floors and cleaning toilets.:smileylaughing:

Do you wear those items when posting here, ph? :rolleyes:
12-08-2015, 11:39 AM
panama hat

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Originally Posted by Boon Mee

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Originally Posted by JPPR2

unless you look sexy wearing fishnet nylons and high heel shoes while mopping floors and cleaning toilets.:smileylaughing:

Do you wear those items when posting here, ph? :rolleyes:

I can neither confirm nor deny these accusations . . . aded to which, we have a maid. No, no, no - she is a mid-30s Indon . . .
12-08-2015, 05:15 PM
chassamui

Fucking NHS.

You doctor me patient. You fucking decide.
12-08-2015, 06:10 PM
thaimeme

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Originally Posted by chassamui

Fucking NHS.

You doctor me patient. You fucking decide.

Just outta curiosity, mate -
A waiting period for more complex medical procedures?
12-08-2015, 06:58 PM
chassamui

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Originally Posted by thaimeme

Just outta curiosity, mate - A waiting period for more complex medical procedure

No. A simple change of meds.
12-08-2015, 07:28 PM
panama hat

Groan . . . Mrs Hat has lined up several houses on a shortlist . . . several suburbs . . .

I'll probably have to go down next week, after she returns, to check them out and give my verdict as well as see others.

It's friggin' cold down there
12-08-2015, 07:37 PM
Stumpy

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Originally Posted by panama hat

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Originally Posted by Boon Mee

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Originally Posted by JPPR2

unless you look sexy wearing fishnet nylons and high heel shoes while mopping floors and cleaning toilets.:smileylaughing:

Do you wear those items when posting here, ph? :rolleyes:

I can neither confirm nor deny these accusations . . . aded to which, we have a maid. No, no, no - she is a mid-30s Indon . . .

Ohhh. so you not only mop floors but you change your identity too? That's cool. So you dress up in high heels and fish nets and pretend to be a 30 year old indonesian maid? I think we need pics PH
12-08-2015, 07:41 PM
klong toey

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Originally Posted by chassamui

You doctor me patient. You fucking decide

It looks like you got Scabies.:)
12-08-2015, 07:41 PM
thaimeme

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Originally Posted by panama hat

Groan . . . Mrs Hat has lined up several houses on a shortlist . . . several suburbs . . .

I'll probably have to go down next week, after she returns, to check them out and give my verdict as well as see others.

It's friggin' cold down there

Might suggest to her to explore the topside of the north island -
A winter climate more bearable - away from the fucking maddening crowds.

From Whangarei northward....
12-08-2015, 07:43 PM
Stumpy

I have to say I am getting so sick and tired of hearing the English language butchered and chopped up by immigrants. FFS!!!!!. Yesterday while in line at the store I was forced to listen to a Vietnamese lady and a Indian guy arguing at the counter about the price of the item. I wanted to duct tape both of their mouths shut and scream STFU you idiots. Its so bad when you get them arguing. The woman sounds like she is swallowing ping pong balls and the Indian guy sounds like he is singing LuLuLuLu and somewhere in there is the English language butchered up to the point I do not even know the words anymore.
12-08-2015, 08:00 PM
Neverna

I hate seeing the English language butchered by native speakers!!
12-08-2015, 08:02 PM
Stumpy

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Originally Posted by Neverna

I hate seeing the English language butchered by native speakers!!

That's usually due to illiteracy.

Some years back some Oakland California dolt tried to launch "Ebonics" or some stupid shit like that. It was to allow the illiterate to talk using some cryptic ghetto slang and wanted it to be taught in schools. WTF!.

Like "Wazzzzup Kneegrow, whats da haps, sheeeeeiiiiit !:rolleyes:
12-08-2015, 08:20 PM
thaimeme

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Originally Posted by Neverna

I hate seeing the English language butchered by native speakers!!

Or native English-speakers [and their closed circle] that are smugly uncooperative towards tolerance/learning other languages -
12-08-2015, 08:24 PM
Stinky

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Originally Posted by JPPR2

That's usually due to illiteracy.

Some years back some Oakland California dolt tried to launch "Ebonics" or some stupid shit like that. It was to allow the illiterate to talk using some cryptic ghetto slang and wanted it to be taught in schools. WTF!.

Like "Wazzzzup Kneegrow, whats da haps, sheeeeeiiiiit !:rolleyes:

Teaching kids to be more illiterate than they already are, ingenious! He must've got that idea after watching Blade Runner
12-08-2015, 09:19 PM
Dillinger

Was just gonna buy a Lazyboy, there's a 25% sale on.

They want the full amount as deposit even though it will take 35 days to get here.

I asked the guy where it's made, he said America, surely they're made in China or Burma or Taiwan ???

Shame I was looking forward to scratching my nuts on that tomorrow.

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
12-08-2015, 09:33 PM
VocalNeal

If they want the full amount as deposit what incentive is there for them to do anything after you have paid?

50% maybe but the full amount.? If they are offering a 25% discount then at least they will pay 66% of the price for the chair, maybe only 50%, so half is fair as a deposit.

There has to be some carrot left dangling.
12-08-2015, 09:54 PM
Storekeeper

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Originally Posted by JPPR2

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Originally Posted by Neverna

I hate seeing the English language butchered by native speakers!!

That's usually due to illiteracy.

Some years back some Oakland California dolt tried to launch "Ebonics" or some stupid shit like that. It was to allow the illiterate to talk using some cryptic ghetto slang and wanted it to be taught in schools. WTF!.

Like "Wazzzzup Kneegrow, whats da haps, sheeeeeiiiiit !:rolleyes:

Yo dawg ... Pretty sure you can find an Ebonics Translator online ...:rofl:
12-08-2015, 11:03 PM
Stumpy

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Originally Posted by Storekeeper

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Originally Posted by JPPR2

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Originally Posted by Neverna

I hate seeing the English language butchered by native speakers!!

That's usually due to illiteracy.

Some years back some Oakland California dolt tried to launch "Ebonics" or some stupid shit like that. It was to allow the illiterate to talk using some cryptic ghetto slang and wanted it to be taught in schools. WTF!.

Like "Wazzzzup Kneegrow, whats da haps, sheeeeeiiiiit !:rolleyes:

Yo dawg ... Pretty sure you can find an Ebonics Translator online ...:rofl:

G Money.... Lez git da hoopty and rollz tru da hood to picks up Shaniqua. Wezza gonna needs to ride dirty. True dat Homey.:rofl:
13-08-2015, 07:39 AM
Boon Mee

My gardener is on his days off - Mother's Day and all that but the grass in my yard is getting real tall due to all this wonderful rain we've been having lately.

So, I go and fire up ye old trusty mower and find out the thing is about to go tits-up! Giving the 'ol hoochie coochie vibrating all over the place. Struts holding the blade assembly broken off, V-belt almost shot and, to top it all off, there's little or no oil in the crank!

My moan: Why don't Thais take better care of stuff? :confused:
13-08-2015, 08:44 AM
Neverna

^ Is it your mower or the gardener's?
13-08-2015, 08:48 AM
Boon Mee

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Originally Posted by Neverna

^ Is it your mower or the gardener's?

Mine.

The thing can usually take a likkin' and keep on tickin' but with no maintenance...that's what I get for not keeping a closer eye on this boy. Seems like you've got to watch every move they make and where does that get you? Might as well do the jobs yourself if they weren't so labor-intensive...:tieme: