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    ^ Chance would be a fine thing!

    And I was fully clad in underwear AND shorts...but these buggers still find a way in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ Chance would be a fine thing!

    And I was fully clad in underwear AND shorts...but these buggers still find a way in.

    Having seen the state of your underwear, I'm not surprised!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    Having seen the state of your underwear...
    Life as the 'Ozzy Osbourne' Of Korat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Today I introduced her to Monopoly
    the parrot not yet equipped with stereo ?

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    ^ Aaahh... now I know where her 'Joke Book for Ten Year-olds' went.


    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Life as the 'Ozzy Osbourne' Of Korat.
    I can't work out whether that's a compliment or not... but as it's from you Cyrille I'm sure it's well meant!


    Anyway... a follow up from Thursday's moan... after a couple of recesses the bladdy daughter annihilated me today. After landing on Mayfair with a hotel twice I got 'Advance to Pallmall' (with a hotel) and then Piccadilly (with a hotel) finally cleaned me out. I even did some dodgy dealings and told her that Liverpool St Station was easily worth 2000 quid...the cost of landing on Mayfair with a hotel.

    There's nothing worse than being beat at Monopoly by a ten year-old girl.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I can't work out whether that's a compliment or not
    Well, not an insult, certainly.

    Ozzy's OK.

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    I spoke with my 9yr old grand niece today. She is in a hospital in Udon Thani recovering from an operation to remove a large cyst growing close to her spine. It's been 3 weeks since the op now and results of the biopsy are not due until 23 July. Anyway, she now has another lump growing between neck and collarbone. Painless and slow growing but very worrying. She has a fever every couple of days or so and a blood infection of some sort. Doctors and nurses have been wonderful, it's not a private hospital but several grades above the normal Thai ones in the provinces.
    Keeping my fingers crossed this isn't cancer...

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    Fokin' 'ell Troy. Best of luck to the little one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    I spoke with my 9yr old grand niece today. She is in a hospital in Udon Thani recovering from an operation to remove a large cyst growing close to her spine. It's been 3 weeks since the op now and results of the biopsy are not due until 23 July. Anyway, she now has another lump growing between neck and collarbone. Painless and slow growing but very worrying. She has a fever every couple of days or so and a blood infection of some sort. Doctors and nurses have been wonderful, it's not a private hospital but several grades above the normal Thai ones in the provinces.
    Keeping my fingers crossed this isn't cancer...
    Yeah, bloody hell. A kid. Good luck to her. It's a terrible thing child cancer.
    Don't tell me there's a merciful god.

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    9 year old? GWS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    Don't tell me there's a merciful god.
    Well that's a heartening request.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Well that's a heartening request.

    Do you believe?

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    No of course not, but maybe it wasn't quite the time.

    sheesh.

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    woke up at 4.30 and can't get back to sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    Yeah, bloody hell. A kid. Good luck to her. It's a terrible thing child cancer.
    Don't tell me there's a merciful god.
    I think there is a god. And he's an absolute cvnt. If everything was random , then everything would be 50/50. But it isn't. It requires devine intervention for things to be this bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ Aaahh
    reminds me of amusing my friends by telling them I would get my mum to do her pirate impression

    I would just say - " mum , there is a load of wallabies out the back "

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    Ants have invaded my front windows and wall, must have vacuumed a couple of hundred up tonight.

    I blame the hottest day of the year here, but fook...they had wings.

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    Will be over soon
    I think it's the worker ants getting rid of the male ant surplus.
    Happens once a year

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    Fasting before a hospital checkup in the morning.

    Wittle Edweena comes downstairs at 10pm asking if I can make toasted butter croissant and fried bacon.

    Edith's ears pop up and requests the same.


    Frying bacon, inhaling its perfect aroma, hearing the perfect sizzling pops, observing the glistening, melting fat, while unable to scoff it by the handful is simply torturous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Fasting before a hospital checkup in the morning.

    Wittle Edweena comes downstairs at 10pm asking if I can make toasted butter croissant and fried bacon.

    Edith's ears pop up and requests the same.


    Frying bacon, inhaling its perfect aroma, hearing the perfect sizzling pops, observing the glistening, melting fat, while unable to scoff it by the handful is simply torturous.

    Surely, just a morsel won't do any harm ...

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    That’s what I was thinking, just scoff a little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Fasting before a hospital checkup in the morning
    Good luck with it all.

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    There is already talk of school not being in person for another year. Ooof indeed.

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    ^OOh, that sucks. We are definitely going to be in person this September, but parents who don't want to send their children, have the option of learning online.

    I can't do anymore online teaching. I am teaching a three week summer school online, which is finishing this Friday! My butt hurts from sitting! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    Keeping my fingers crossed this isn't cancer...
    Aw, all the best, I sure hope it isn't cancer.

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