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    Doing a workshop on choosing GCSEs with secondary tomorrow- it suddenly hit that I did them over half my lifetime ago. Damn...

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    Thanks for your concern.
    I have decided that all others {except for those here} are not worthy of my indulience.
    I will now retire to my bed at the first sign of inconsideration of those outside.
    I have purchased books of at least 1,000 pages that should pass the evening away.
    The fact that they are written in languages that I don't understand makes it even better.
    Gee it's fun getting old and talking shit!!!!

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    First day of the traffic light trials in the village.

    Last edited by klong toey; 27-09-2018 at 11:09 PM.

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    ^Resounding success!

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    I am posting this for the 2 people currently sitting next to me.....


    "The guy next to me has just farted. It smells like he has eaten Brussels sprouts or something! It stinks!"







    * Apology from me: 'Sorry.'



    They were quite nice sprouts.

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    Its unavoidable with sprouts, got to be the worst of the brassica family; thats why they are confined to being eaten at xmas when you are only pissing off family members with your cabbagey funk.

    Anyone else finding they are spending more time thinking about retiring. There must be an algorithm between age, expected life span and years left to work that can attempt to answer this dilemma

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    Yes, please barrel into the office and scream about how your weekend was at the top of your lungs, appreciated!

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    I see you're living on this thread again Mandy...always a sign that you're back at work.

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    I currently have no feeling in the thumb, index and middle fingers of my right hand. I'm right-handed. It kinda sucks.

    Oh and pain. Not a lot, but constant and enough to cause distraction.

    All eminently moan-worthy.

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    So much for ten pin bowling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    I currently have no feeling in the thumb, index and middle fingers of my right hand.
    Make the most of it and look on the bright side: It will seem like someone else's hand when you wank.

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    I'm right-handed but I use me left for that so there's not even a silver-lining!

    *Double Moan*

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    TMI




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    Quit yer moaning!

    Oh wait no right thread, as you were...


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    My group message to all those people who use leaf blowers : Use a fucking BROOM, you lazy turds ! Do you think your neighbours for 200 metres in every direction want to hear that godawful droning for as long as you

    insensitive, mindless, selfish clods want to use it ?

    Are you so totally self-centred that you are unaware you have neighbours ?

    Fuck off, or I'll shove it down your throats !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Fuck off, or I'll shove it down your throat!
    ...*tsk*...all she wanted was a little porridge...

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    Observations are becoming quite clear and connected by each passing moment.


    Not a moan, as I'm not a winging type.

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    Planning retirement funds inevitably lead to thoughts of your own mortality. Cheerful day!

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    Must use face mask peppered with lavender when walking Bkk streets in early AM.
    Rancid odors sometimes overwhelming and trigger gag reflex.


    end transmission

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    Take the wife bowling



    Fuck off, or I'll shove it down your throats ![/QUOTE]

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    I'm not sure if this is a moan, a sigh or a laugh, but here goes.


    The a/c in my car stopped working last week so I took the car to the nearest service centre today. They looked at it for over an hour then presented me with a detailed parts quote to fix it and a quoted price of over 20,000 baht. It was much more than I expected so I told them I'd think about it, and in the back of my mind I was thinking about looking for a small outfit to try to fix it for less than half that price. Anyway, driving home afterwards I had the window down and the fan on. At one point I turned the fan up, and out of habit, I switched on the a/c. Lo and behold, it was cool - cooler than it has been for a couple of years. I laughed to myself, smiled, then thought, what the fuck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    I'm not sure if this is a moan, a sigh or a laugh, but here goes.


    The a/c in my car stopped working last week so I took the car to the nearest service centre today. They looked at it for over an hour then presented me with a detailed parts quote to fix it and a quoted price of over 20,000 baht. It was much more than I expected so I told them I'd think about it, and in the back of my mind I was thinking about looking for a small outfit to try to fix it for less than half that price. Anyway, driving home afterwards I had the window down and the fan on. At one point I turned the fan up, and out of habit, I switched on the a/c. Lo and behold, it was cool - cooler than it has been for a couple of years. I laughed to myself, smiled, then thought, what the fuck?

    The spirits know that you're living a blessed life....

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    ^^ Same thing happened to me. Found out it was a bad connection on the relay switch.

    500ish baht (including labor) at B-Quick

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    ^^^
    I found changing the A/C air filter made a great improvement.

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    Just went into Pattaya on the bike with helmet-less wife on the back.

    Got pulled over and fined .

    Wouldn't have bothered me if some Thai bloke wasn't riding past with no helmet at the same time we got flagged.

    The cop didn't like it when I pointed it out to him and told me 'Farang know everything', then the little cont threatened to jail me for trying to pay the fine there and then.

    Xenophobic uncorrupt little fucker.

    Did notice after that nearly every pillion passenger was wearing a helmet. They must have made a killing.

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