Teakdoors dating section

**hirondelle** · 15-11-2005, 09:48 AM

*hands her mate marmite a paper bag*

nevermind sweetie, you may grow to love her

**Marmite the Dog** · 15-11-2005, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by hirondelle

*hands her mate marmite a paper bag*

Is that for her to wear, or me?:???:

**Captain Sensible** · 15-11-2005, 10:33 AM

How are the arrangements going Marmers. I aint figured out what to wear yet.

**Marmite the Dog** · 15-11-2005, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

How are the arrangements going Marmers. I aint figured out what to wear yet.

I think your captain's uniform would be smashing, mate.

**Captain Sensible** · 15-11-2005, 12:32 PM

I was actually thinking of something more formal.

**Marmite the Dog** · 15-11-2005, 12:47 PM

I was hoping you would conduct the service, mate.

**Captain Sensible** · 15-11-2005, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I was hoping you would conduct the service, mate.

Oh OK! How is this?

**Marmite the Dog** · 15-11-2005, 09:01 PM

I was thinking more along these lines myself, but I'll ask my beloved what she thinks.

**Goddess of Whatever** · 17-11-2005, 03:54 PM

:roll:

**dirtydog** · 25-01-2006, 05:59 PM

Next up we have NONG She is a fine looking young women who hasn't had miles of cock up her.

This young lass hobbies include sleeping and eating and picking fleas and lice out of her friends hair, as you can see she is a typical nice young Thai lady.
Her favourite food is of course somtam and insects so it's best not to make your first date a restaurant date, although several weeks ago she did learn to use a knife and fork and the injuries sustained have nearly all but healed up.
She is quite particular about her desires for a man to share her life with so it may be quite difficult for her to find the man of her dreams, anyway in her words here is her list of what she wants in a man, "He has to be between 20 and 100 and have loads of dosh".

**dirtydog** · 28-02-2006, 11:33 AM

And of course who could forget this little darling, KIM She is looking for a man that will stay faithful to her, Keep her fed with the local delicious insects and somtam, her hobbies are sex and sleeping, she also has a liking for nice little discrete Tattoes.

Yep, I cant imagine this petite young lady staying single for long, some lucky guy will soon snap her up, sorry I couldn't get the tits picture as I didn't have any change on me

**Goddess of Whatever** · 28-02-2006, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

some lucky guy will soon snap her up

Forward congratulation.

**kingwilly** · 28-02-2006, 01:48 PM

DD - that tattoo has two meanings,

does it mean she only Fucks,

i.e. Fuck only, Kim.

or does it mean she only fucks people called Kim

as (I) fuck only kim

or is it a reminder to her husband to be that he is allowed to

Fuck only Kim

???

**dirtydog** · 28-02-2006, 01:56 PM

Ahhhh, I got to admit I didn't ask that as she really wasn't my type of gal, still next time I am down Yodsak I could forward your phone number to her

**kingwilly** · 28-02-2006, 02:00 PM

thnx DD - you're a real Pal.

my number is .... 1 800 SAD FAT FARANG

**dirtydog** · 09-03-2006, 03:48 PM

Young bertha Approached me a couple of days ago as she has heard great things about our dating section,

She wishes to remain anonymous for now, but I feel sure there is a man out there some where for her.

Bertha's hobbies include wrestling, weight lifting, sex, sleeping and eating.

Her ideal man would be in his 70's and would also have to be well insured, live in a high storey condo and be under 80 kiloes, she is also very keen on her husband to be getting drunk most days and then watching the sunsets on the high storey balconey.

**HAMILTON** · 24-03-2006, 12:18 PM

dd, Will you please ask Noi to come to my room at the lek hotel at 1am on Tuesday 8th August 2006. (room 406) I want to discuss current affairs and perhaps suggest marriage. If you like you could accompany her and help with translation etc:

**HAMILTON** · 24-03-2006, 12:19 PM

Oh dear. Just realised. What if dd DOES that??? Pity help to poor sod in Room 406. ha ha

**Goddess of Whatever** · 24-03-2006, 11:14 PM

Cool!

**Dougal** · 24-03-2006, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by HAMILTON

Pity help to poor sod in Room 406. ha ha

I have made a note in my diary to be sure to be out at the nominated time.

**attaboy** · 06-04-2006, 01:32 PM

Shouldn't this topic be pinned?

**dirtydog** · 26-05-2006, 08:18 PM

Nora.
Early 20s with 5 children and 17 grandchildren looking for a man to dominate her.

Her hobbies include eating Somtam and Bugs and making babies, she is looking for a rich gullible farang man in his early 20s for wild dirty perverse sex, she also thinks about the future and has stated that he does have to have a very good life insurance policy just in case, She also suprisingly enough would like to live on one of the high floors of a Pattaya condo, she says she loves the views.

**ChiangMai noon** · 26-05-2006, 08:20 PM

Nice one.

Danbo, you can stop chasing the bunnies now... it would never have worked out between you anyway.

**Richey James** · 27-05-2006, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

And of course who could forget this little darling

FUCK ONLY KIN

That's sick!

**Little Chuchok** · 27-05-2006, 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by Richey James

Originally Posted by dirtydog

And of course who could forget this little darling

FUCK ONLY KIN

That's sick!

If Kims a girl, then that's ok with me.

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