My girlfriend is a prostitute and I don't care

[dirtydog]

Maybe the hong kong papers are working on an article about prostituition there.

[Agent_Smith]

when I finish work in May

I just quit my job

Hit the lottery?

[kingwilly]

.

just a classic thai look - makes me miss my gal so much just seeing this pic!

[Agent_Smith]

She's not Thai. Though I can understand the confusion due to her mobile surgically connected to her ear.

[Butterfly]

that gogo girl you had for free in Nana was better looking IMO

And that other girl you tried to catch in pattaya at Happy agogo (while I was paying for all your drinks) was a stunner

that one looks like a cheap whore, vapid, needy and crazy, get rid of her, she is "toxic"

maybe she could work for you, and you could be the pimp. Seriously. Good money to be made

[Agent_Smith]

vapid

Apparently not, they've had Meaningful Conversations

crazy

Check, she kills little fluffy critters.

"toxic

Occupational hazard of the whore life.

Good luck Scamp, I really don't think you should take this relationship too seriously. You're in a bad place and grasping at straws.

[dirtydog]

[Spin]

^ ho ho ho

[Bobk_nyc]

Hahaha, seems to be the trend.

[britmaveric]

Scampy - what the fk you doing mate? Not wearing a johnny with a hooker?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Ah, well it's 4am or thereabouts and I am drinking beer again.

She is asleep and there has been no sex tonight, in fact she has been a bit cold and strange since Sunday night when she went out for a drink with some guy and didn't text me until the morning saying 'don't worry I am fine'.

She won't tell me what's up but when I am in here (the front room of my poky little HK apartment) - working on my movie 'Walking with Ladyboys' which I shall put on YouTube soon, I can hear her rustling bags and stuff in my poky little room which ain't big enough to swing a cat, though she would probably not swing it just inject it with kettle descaler the fucking loony twat.

When I go in the room she's reading or sending an sms, god knows why she's had all the photos developed of us at Stanly Beach last week - probably couldn't be arsed to tell Mr Kodak to not bother printing any that featured the guy with the big nose and receeding hairline.

Well, looks like I've done it again and I have to say i do feel a bit silly... I don't even really like her, I HATE inconsistent personalities.

On the plus side my boss (well, the second in command) wants to buy me lunch tomorrow and talk me into coming back to work but my friends say I should put all my mini movie/documentaries on YouTube.com and become a cult star and maybe land myself some kind of travel show job.

Even some Thai hooker my Russian room mate bought back says I am crazy but the type of crazy that I could profit from.

I still feel silly though.

[slimboyfat]

but my friends say I should put all my mini movie/documentaries on YouTube.com and become a cult star .

are you sure they said 'cult'?

anyway yours is an entertaining story. i do wonder how much of it is true though.

[lom]

I HATE inconsistent personalities.

Don't be so harsh to yourself.

[Skulldigger]

On the plus side my boss (well, the second in command) wants to buy me lunch tomorrow and talk me into coming back to work but my friends say I should put all my mini movie/documentaries on YouTube.com and become a cult star and maybe land myself some kind of travel show job.

How many people have become really famous and landed their own shows after putting stuff up on youtube?

[stroller]

in fact she has been a bit cold and strange since Sunday night

Hmm, she wouldn't have heard of your antics at the bar, by any chance?
And you being without a job.

Prolly realising this little adventure could be more trouble for her than it's worth.

[slimboyfat]

wonder if she is busy posting 'my boyfriend is an unemployed funfair worker and i don't care' on some sex workers forum?

[kingwilly]

wonder if she is busy posting 'my boyfriend is an unemployed funfair worker and i don't care' on some sex workers forum?

she Is! heres the link

www.thaisexworkers.com/forum/mamasan's_corner/"my_boyfriend_is_a_lazy_unemployed_fairgroundwork_ and_I_dont_care_(provided_I_get_that_paychcek_each _month!)"

[slimboyfat]

oh yeah its right there next to

www.thaisexworkers.com/forum/mamasan's_corner/"my_boyfriend_has_spent_$500_on_me so_far_and_he_hasnt_even_seen_my_axe_wound

[Marmite the Dog]

^ The guy in that thread is right dickhead!!

[slimboyfat]

^ The guy in that thread is right dickhead!!

yes he is. and who are you calling dickhead?

[Bluecat]

Just found this thread.
I can't believe Scampy is back to square one.
Well, can I?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

[Little Chuchok]

Fcuk! she's not half bad Scampy.

[Bluecat]

Well, so why does she ask you not to wear any condom?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

We used them for the first month, then I ran out - I have however been using the emergency evacuation method so I am not to worried.

I'm popping over there for a week soon, her mum lives in HK and can get me a realy good discount on a flight. I'll probably have to go to her Catholic Church though, at least once.