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    Isle of discombobulation Joe 90's Avatar
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    What's wrong with this laptop?

    Any experts out there know what the problem is?

    What's wrong with this laptop?-screenshot_20231113_215513_messenger-jpg

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    What happens when you try and boot with windows boot manager ?

    Your 500 gig hard drive may have started failing which has caused corruption of the boot manager

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    corruption of the boot manager
    A 5k baht back hander and all sorted.

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    you could always find your favourite karen to go and have a chat to aforesaid manager

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    Just give it to one of the kids to fix unless it's got terabytes of homemade por... just give it to one of the kids to fix.

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    PEBKAC

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    It's just had a new hard drive 16gb ram for £100, still under warranty.
    The actual think pad is about 8 years old.

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    a new SSD from amazon for 50 great british pesos , a USB external 2.5 inch enclosure for 10 GBP , 15 minutes watching youtube on how to open the laptop

    24 hours opening the laptop , taking out the old HDD and installing SSD and cleaning the dust out , closing the laptop and installing windows on the SSD and the old HDD in the enclosure and copying your downloaded MM porn clips back to the laptop
    If you torture data for enough time , you can get it to say what you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlanK View Post
    PEBKAC
    ?????

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    ^ problem exists between keyboard and chair

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    ^ problem exists between keyboard and chair
    So the Puter isn't fooked?

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    Buy a new one with your Xmas bonus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    your brain is as empty as a eunuchs underpants.
    from brief encounters unexpurgated version

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    24 hours opening the laptop , taking out the old HDD and installing SSD and cleaning the dust out , closing the laptop and installing windows on the SSD and the old HDD in the enclosure and copying your downloaded MM porn clips back to the laptop
    He ain't got an HDD, he's got a Crucial BX500 240GB 3D NAND SATA 2.5 Inch Internal SSD

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    What's wrong with this laptop?-screenshot-2023-11-14-20-20-a


    Correct Clitoral Stimulation will get her going !!

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    It's fucked. Bin it and buy a Mac, they're designed for idiots.

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    slowly increase the lenovo cloud-native programmable modulator after confirming via the multi-channel processor that the hybrid logarithmic third-order firmware has been updated. then you simply actuate the micro-core leveraged phase-detector and your problem should be solved.

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    8 years old, dead hard drive, time for an upgrade. I recommend this for your next, long term relationship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Originally Posted by baldrick
    ^ problem exists between keyboard and chair
    So the Puter isn't fooked?
    No.

    He is being nasty and suggests, that the computer has an owner issue.

    Try using it in the sofa

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    Looks like a classic ID10T error.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Looks like a classic ID10T error.
    I just googled that

    No such thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    No.

    He is being nasty and suggests, that the computer has an owner issue.

    Try using it in the sofa

    nothing gets passed this genus

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    Whoosh !

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    That’d be whoosh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    That’d be whoosh!
    ....

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