Thread: LINUX

CSF, you have proved beyond reasonable doubt and clearly demonstrated what a failed admin you were,

first there was Subzero and then old wankers website that you completely fucked in the setup,

what else there is to add

oh yes I forgot, hopeless

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

CSF, you have proved beyond reasonable doubt what a failed admin you were,

first there was Subzero and then old wankers website that you completely fucked in the setup,

At least I tried...what have you done again?

you mean you miserably failed, that's not even trying

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

CSF, you have proved beyond reasonable doubt and clearly demonstrated what a failed admin you were,

first there was Subzero and then old wankers website that you completely fucked in the setup,

what else there is to add

oh yes I forgot, hopeless

Wow, thanks buTTers, yet another helpful, constructive contribution.
thank you.

so any update ? successful install I assume

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

so any update ? successful install I assume

More help. Gee thanks butters.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

CSF, you have proved beyond reasonable doubt and clearly demonstrated what a failed admin you were,

first there was Subzero and then old wankers website that you completely fucked in the setup,

what else there is to add

oh yes I forgot, hopeless

Do you have any friends ?

do you need a Linux friend ?

I can be your Linux friend if you want since you seem to be completely lost with Linux

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

do you need a Linux friend ?

No thanks, I got one.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

I can be your Linux friend if you want since you seem to be completely lost with Linux

I sincerely doubt you could be a reliable trustworthy friend to any one about anything.
Maybe I'm wrong but that's the impression you give and have always given. A nasty, petty, vitriolic, embittered little man with very little to offer of substance. Still, I might be wrong and you're really a terrific person. Who knows.
But, in the mean time, NO I don't think I need you to be my "Linux Friend".
The mind boggles.....

Your instincts are well honed crackerjack.

so as I predicted you have given up,

BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
write it, print the hex while each watches,
reverse its length, write again;
kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),

sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
values aside, each one;
die sheep! die to reverse the system
you accept (reject, respect);

next step,
kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
do it ("as they say").

do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden **s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
select (quickly) & warn your next victim;

AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
wait, wait until time;
wait until next year, next decade;
sleep, sleep, die yourself,
die at last

A Perl script, no doubt written by Dragonfly or one of his protégés to guide you....

Well I've now got Linux installed. It's interesting. I shall play and see how it goes.
Thanks for all your kind assistance buTTers.

Originally Posted by crackerjack101

Well I've now got Linux installed. It's interesting. I shall play and see how it goes.
Thanks for all your kind assistance buTTers.

What distro did you go for in the end?

Which distro?

*shakes tiny internet fist at Harry*

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

What distro did you go for in the end?

I believe it's called Ubuntu.
I shall have a play this afternoon once I've recovered from the excesses of the last few days.

An interesting alternative to Windows,

ReactOS, it has the full look and feel of Windows but it's all Linux under it

it seems to be from a Russian guy though, so it's going to freak out our resident paranoid anti-commies under the bed, Harry

Originally Posted by slackula

*shakes tiny internet fist at Harry*

Don't you wave your tiny Trump-like orange fist at me, you were two minutes too late.

Originally Posted by Troy

BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
write it, print the hex while each watches,
reverse its length, write again;
kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),

sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
values aside, each one;
die sheep! die to reverse the system
you accept (reject, respect);

next step,
kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
do it ("as they say").

do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden **s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
select (quickly) & warn your next victim;

AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
wait, wait until time;
wait until next year, next decade;
sleep, sleep, die yourself,
die at last

A Perl script, no doubt written by Dragonfly or one of his protégés to guide you....

Thanks, they won't get that one either

above all harry, who has difficulties converting and knowing the difference between decimals and hexa

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

An interesting alternative to Windows,

ReactOS, it has the full look and feel of Windows but it's all Linux under it

it seems to be from a Russian guy though, so it's going to freak out our resident paranoid anti-commies under the bed, Harry

Fuck off Buttplug, no-one here is interested in listening to your amateurish, broken-English drivel.

Originally Posted by crackerjack101

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

What distro did you go for in the end?

I believe it's called Ubuntu.
I shall have a play this afternoon once I've recovered from the excesses of the last few days.

Ubuntu's OK. It supports a fair chunk of legacy hardware and it's a reasonable distro on which to cut your teeth.

Once you get a feel for it, you can progress to better builds that need a little more understanding.

Ubuntu is really designed for morons like Buttplug, so that they can claim they are an "expert" because they can turn on Wifi without editing anything.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Ubuntu is really designed for morons

Should suit me fine then.

^ harry, that's rich coming from our MS champion boy

outside Windows, you are completely lost

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Fuck off Buttplug, no-one here is interested in listening to your amateurish, broken-English drivel.

you seem angry, Harry, you need to relax

I know having sand in your mouth is not confortable, but it's for the good cause