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    What you should do Betty is run into a retail store in Korea and steal a genuine Windows office copy for work.

    That'll teach the Nazi fukkers

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    FUCK OFFice

    How many hours have you spent learning that cocksucker Excel?

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    Not being an expert at computers I recently bought a new Acer laptop with 2gb and Had windows 10 loaded

    It didn't work. It still doesn't work. It's going back to PCWorld

    WOFTAM

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    ^ Did you try turning it off and then back on again ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lostandfound View Post

    Not being an expert at computers I recently bought a new Acer laptop with 2gb and Had windows 10 loaded

    It didn't work. It still doesn't work. It's going back to PCWorld

    WOFTAM

    I may be in the market for a new lap top after two of mine shit themselves within the last two weeks.

    So I google up " Best lap tops."

    Hate to tell ya this mate but Acer was at the very bottom of the list.

    That's why the Acer entry models are the cheapest.

    On the Up side my PC Guru tells me they are quite easy to repair.

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    terry, buy a fucking iPad, a laptop is above your intellectual capacity

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    the latest win10 horror story - have they lost the plot or will people just not notice

    Sneaky Microsoft renamed its data slurper before sticking it back in Windows 10 ? The Register

    We already knew Windows 10 Threshold deleted third-party data monitoring tools and cleanup tools, including stalwarts like Spybot and CCleaner. It even disabled Cisco’s VPN software. Just a bug, said Microsoft.
    Examples of data we collect include your name, email address, preferences and interests; browsing, search and file history; phone call and SMS data; device configuration and sensor data; and application usage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    WTF is up with Office? I'm running 2013 on everything and it's flawless.
    If ever I have heard bollox...it's right there...Office 2013 flawless...

    XP is memory limited, which sort of makes it of limited use...unless purely private use.

    Those that can't work with Linux will simply have to resort to Apple...

    Looks like thegent was right all along....

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    edit: didn't realise there was a 64 bit version of XP which does't have the memory limit....
    Last edited by Troy; 27-11-2015 at 01:35 AM.

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    99.99% of users don't need more power or more RAM

    the majority of users are dummies, grand mothers and kids, all they can do is play games, read their email or read online newspapers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    WTF is up with Office? I'm running 2013 on everything and it's flawless.
    If ever I have heard bollox...it's right there...Office 2013 flawless...
    It's not my fault there's cnuts that don't know how to use it properly.


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    I think only a kunt can use Office properly

    isn't a software for personal and executive female secretary ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    I think only a kunt can use Office properly

    isn't a software for personal and executive female secretary ?
    No, secretaries is for posh cnuts.

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    admin assistants are what us plebs get

    and oriface blows as it has since its inception - bloated files that it produces with more meta data than content

    bandwidth on LANs has had to increase to stop the trying to push a pig though a garden hose effect that working on centrally stored office files creates
    If you torture data for enough time , you can get it to say what you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    terry, buy a fucking iPad, a laptop is above your intellectual capacity
    You may be right butterbutt but Na, I'll stay with the Laptops.

    Saying that, I'm using the Handbags newish Toshiba PC now and the touch pad is fuked.

    Certainly not my week for puters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    terry, buy a fucking iPad, a laptop is above your intellectual capacity
    You may be right butterbutt but Na, I'll stay with the Laptops.

    Saying that, I'm using the Handbags newish Toshiba PC now and the touch pad is fuked.

    Certainly not my week for puters.
    Are you now or have yu ever been Uri Geller feller?

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    feller?
    or feeler
    or fellator
    or felcher

    which brings us to the question

    was uri geller bent ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    feller?
    or feeler
    or fellator
    or felcher

    which brings us to the question

    was uri geller bent ?
    I beieve the Magic Circle told him to Fork Off ?

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    This morning I downloaded Windows 10.

    Mainly to get rid of the frequent "notifications" that I can upgrade.

    After 1 hour, I have not had a problem.

    It seems.... user friendly for now.

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    ^ it is very friendly, it'll look after your wallet, passwords, personal history, contacts and everything else that the very closest of friends would do for you. Some folks, me included, don't want such friendliness from my computer operating system...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    ^ it is very friendly, it'll look after your wallet, passwords, personal history, contacts and everything else that the very closest of friends would do for you. Some folks, me included, don't want such friendliness from my computer operating system...
    And you don't want it checking on you using nicked software either.

    Anyway, easy to fix:

    O&O ShutUp10: download free antispy tool for Windows 10

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    As the Bishop said to the actress Oh hO

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    And you don't want it checking on you using nicked software either.
    It can check for violations of rights then take my company to court, I don't have a problem with that, infact I would support such action.

    Illegally invading my computer against teh laws of the land is something entirely different...

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    Win10 is so gay it makes OSX looks quite manly

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    That would be gay...


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    very well done betty, 10 points for originality

    10% off on your next Microsoft purchase,

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