The SUPER Selfie...

[Bettyboo]

A 30x optical zoom super-selfie attachment for the xperia Z; you know you want one!











Sony DSC-QX30 lens-style camera pics leak; 30x optical zoom confirmed | Xperia Blog

&, of course the new glorious xperia Z3 in Copper:

[thaimeme]

I'll be running right out to pick up one of these...

Can't have too many selfies.

It's all about accumulation of electronic gadgetry.

[baldrick]

I need a fun show mirror type lens to make her hands look smaller and my cock look bigger

[Bettyboo]

^^ I like your style, mate.

I'll be going for a z3 compact in sexy red, meself - but the 30x optical will attach to that too, so we can exchange selfies; life is on the up!

^ you never heard of photoshop...

[thaimeme]

^^ I like your style, mate.

I'll be going for a z3 compact in sexy red, meself - but the 30x optical will attach to that too, so we can exchange selfies; life is on the up!

^ you never heard of photoshop...

Does this model come in lavender??

[Bettyboo]

^ no, that'd be gay; it's not THAT type of thread...

[baldrick]

^ you never heard of photoshop...

the photoshop's have never been amenable to my requests - most of them have called the police

[Bettyboo]

^I know a fella in Sampeng who'll sort you right out...

[Dillinger]

30x optical

don't you have any blackheads Betty ?

[withnallstoke]

Does it have auto focus?

Wouldn't want my clingons out of focus.

[Bettyboo]

^ Sorry, I don't know the full technicalities - please see the Sony website.

^^ none, I'm very handsome with lovely soft skin...

Baldrick, just seen the release of the Samsung Galaxy Note 4 - looks like a really nice phone that has your name written all over it...
http://www.techradar.com/news/mobile...note-3-1263773

[baldrick]

Baldrick, just seen the release of the Samsung Galaxy Note 4

I've just asked my favourite chicky at the mobile shop to get me a TAB 4 for the mia noi

I am still contented with the note 2

[DBell]

I'd selfie her in the face x30, no problemo.

[Bettyboo]

^ no perverts on this thread, please.

I am still contented with the note 2

That's like so 2014, first quarter...

[harrybarracuda]

I need a fun show mirror type lens to make her hands look smaller and my cock look bigger

Start with a Macro lens and work your way up.

A bit of splicing might be in order.

[baldrick]

A bit of splicing might be in order.

like this ?

[Roobarb]

Is she using that to peek into someone's ground floor apartment?

The dirty little Minx.

[DBell]

*suddenly becomes interested*

[BaitongBoy]

no perverts on this thread, please.

I'm glad you smiled when you said that...

Does it have an Intrauterine Device (IUD) attachment for those SUPER closeups?...

[DBell]

Or infrared on that remote lens?

[baldrick]

Does it have auto focus?

I believe the auto fukus is a highlight of the sony zoom lens engineering.

guaranteed for hundreds and thousands of extensions and retractions at speed and under harsh conditions

[Bettyboo]

So, I sees one of these at the market in Korea and says to the "missus, look at that, crazy...". She says, "I want one."

[Roobarb]

^ what, an iPhone?

Sensible lady

[BaitongBoy]

Just stroke it and it extends to over 4 times its size when limp...

[Bettyboo]

Ok, it's not the iPhone version, just an Android version...

No, she's not allowed to stroke it anymore.