BLD,s Trip to China

[beerlaodrinker]

Last month i heard that Hainan airlines had started a twice weekly service to Hainan island from Vientiane so we decided to check it out, we also visited Guangzhou, Guilin, Guiyang, Yangshuo, Dali, Lijiang ang flew back to Vientiane via Kunming, it was a hectic and a bit stressful trip that i doubt i would be daft enough to do again, The Chinks are quite simply hard work, especially travelling with young kids and a broken arm



we travelled mostly by Train, Chinese trains are actually quite good



We got lucky on the hainan flight and had a nearly empty plane, This worked out well as it was an 11.00 pm departure and i was sufficiently Blootered and was able to stretch out for the short flight to Haikou.

Love it when the planes empty, check in girl said its rammed fulled of chinese panheads coming from hainan but always empty going back

[bsnub]

^ Gonna need to crack a cold one for this thread. Looking forward...

[beerlaodrinker]

^ Gonna need to crack a cold one for this thread. Looking forward...

Good idea, i,ll join you. Chinese beer was dreadful. Tasty enough but only 2 OR 3 %. couldnt get a buzz on with that shit

The first of many shite beers

[beerlaodrinker]

I had booked all our train tickets online so it was just a matter of picking them up at the train station, this turned out to be the first of many headfucks but we eventually got them and took of for sanya city, Haikou has beaches to but there a bit shit



These trains get up to 250kmh so it was a quick trip to "The hawaii of china" Sanya city


What can possibly go wrong?



First of many shit meals

[beerlaodrinker]

We stayed in dadonghai, which has a nice beach. Yalong bay has a nicer beach but is quite expensive

Booked into the Bazza hotel



Totally chokka block with Russian tourists being miserable coontas, room was nice enough and had a good view, more importantly it had a good scratcher, chinese hotels tend to have really hard beds. ( Another thing that pissed me of)





Minibar was a bit small

[beerlaodrinker]

After checking in it was time to check out the beach










The pubs on the beach fire up when the sun goes down




philipino band

[Stumpy]

After checking in it was time to check out the beach

Holy Fkn Shit BLD...I'd been back on the first plane home if I was stuck on a beach with that many yelling Chinese that can't swim.

I am sorry man but I much prefer a beach like this I recently went too.



Regardless man Great trip with family and many props to ya for dealing with Chinese folks......

[bsnub]

HAAHA!! OMG!! What a nightmare!! Did you not research this or was it the old ladies call?

[beerlaodrinker]

HAAHA!! OMG!! What a nightmare!! Did you not research this or was it the old ladies call?

It seemed a good idea at the time

[aging one]

oh boy too many people for me..... Keep it up mate...

[beerlaodrinker]

Theres a lot of bleak looking architecture in china but some of it was quite interesting

[beerlaodrinker]

Communication is tricky in china, theres bugger all english going on. i used an app on the smartass phone but im pretty sure it wasnt working well. Taxis would take me to the wrong destination and nobody whatsoever would let me shag there sister. I could of added greatly to there gene pool.


very unsporting behaviour

[Latindancer]

WTF ???

[chassamui]

Those sprogs are getting bigger fast mate. You feeding them too much?

Has the Mrs found her seafood yet?

[beerlaodrinker]

Those sprogs are getting bigger fast mate. You feeding them too much?

Has the Mrs found her seafood yet?

She sure did. Atrip to sanya city one evening sorted out her seafood lust




even the Heinikens like water





The chinese dont seem to phased about the customers sitting in the restaurant minus the shirt, Thais dont like it much. i guess if its ok to cough and spit on the floor every 2 seconds then the shirts not a big deal

[beerlaodrinker]

Those sprogs are getting bigger fast mate. You feeding them too much?

Has the Mrs found her seafood yet?

Sprog number 1 is a chip of the old block. poor bugger will likely end up with gout and a drinking plomplen


its his birthday today so him and his little mates are going nuts on the cake and pizza, it was quite hard to keep him and his bro fed in china but at least they had mc donalds and KFC

[grasshopper]

Those sprogs are getting bigger fast mate. You feeding them too much?

Has the Mrs found her seafood yet?

Sprog number 1 is a chip of the old block. poor bugger will likely end up with gout and a drinking plomplen


its his birthday today so him and his little mates are going nuts on the cake and pizza, it was quite hard to keep him and his bro fed in china but at least they had mc donalds and KFC

Have you got him on the beer Lao Dark already?

Just askin' like.

[beerlaodrinker]

heres the beach at Yalong bay




some nice resorts here but sadly out of my budget

[bsnub]

Filth. What disgusting people.

[beerlaodrinker]

he is no dipshit though, he can spot a fake KFC a mile away




Only calmed him down by finding a Mcdonalds, he wanted to kick ass

[Dillinger]

That beach photo with you giving the thumbs up mate- quality. If youve never been the UK like Terry, then thats what youre missing when the sun does come out

[beerlaodrinker]

That beach photo with you giving the thumbs up mate- quality. If youve never been the UK like Terry, then thats what youre missing when the sun does come out

At least you get a decent beer in the UK

[Looper]

Top thread BLD

That beach is heaving with stinky chinks. What is the piss and shit PPM content of the water?



They have started invading Australia by tourist busload.

They get slightly further south every year.

Started in Surfers Paradise 6 years ago.

They were down to Burleigh Heads by 2013

They have recently been spotted in Coolangatta.

They are like cane toads.

Thankfully they do not disrobe and enter the water. They just mill around on the sand in lurid nylon clothing taking photos with selfie sticks.

[beerlaodrinker]

Top thread BLD

That beach is heaving with stinky chinks. What is the piss and shit PPM content of the water?



They have started invading Australia by tourist busload.

They get slightly further south every year.

Started in Surfers Paradise 6 years ago.

They were down to Burleigh Heads by 2013

They have recently been spotted in Coolangatta.

They are like cane toads.

Thankfully they do not disrobe and enter the water. They just mill around on the sand in lurid nylon clothing taking photos with selfie sticks.

Its anyones guess what the shit and pee pee content is, they arent shy when they need to take a dump or a whizz, chinese baby clothes come with a flap at the back so they simply hold the nipper over a garbage can while he does his thang. nobody except me maybe finds this weird

[terry57]

If youve never been the UK like Terry, then thats what youre missing when the sun does come out

Never going either,

With the amount of Pomgolians living outside that shitter it tells me the place is well Fooked.


Actually I have just unloaded my 130 K Qantas Frequent flyer points so it will never happen.

I love Asia long time, Fook Engerland Eh.