Australia looks like it is a great country to visit.
Yes, and there are 26 million Australians there too.
Fuck that.
I'd rather chisel my dick off.
Simply the best country in the world, bar none, everything considered . . . Does it have its negatives, of course . . . but as a whole it is brilliant.
Too much to list here, but growing up there and going to Uni, working - couldn't imagine a better place, and that includes the Fatherland.
QLD is OK but its pretty much full of red-neck hillbillies and stoned surfer dudes and cuzzies.
(I got in a taxi once at Burleigh Heads - in a suit - going to Bondy's Uni - and the driver proceeded to lecture me about how the Fed Govt had fucked rugby League - and it all started with Paul Keating. I think the [at][at][at][at] was taking the piss because I was going to a University).
The chix aren't like neighbours more like housos but the poms love em.
Go to West Oz - harden up - get a tiger snake up ya trouser leg, get swooped by wedgetail eagles and shag an emu in Meekatharra, punch on in Ballidu, throw up in Margaret River after too much Voyager Estate.
Dig up some iron awe and drink designer beer.
You'll thank me later.
Last edited by Ukan Kizmiaz; 18-06-2022 at 09:10 AM.
Allow me to introduce Jackson Scott, my oldest friend in the world:
Aussie snake bites Brit ‘Down Undargh!’
A BRIT was bitten “down under” recently by a killer snake while answering a call of nature in the Aussie ‘bush’.
The reptile sank its fangs into Jackson Scott’s testicle as he squatted in the dark.
But when he begged best mate, Roddy Andrews to suck the venom out, his pal REFUSED.
Instead, he drove Jackson on a 40-minute life-or-death dash to Hobart, Tasmania, where doctors gave him an antidote to the deadly tiger snake poison.
Jackson, 29, a musician who hails from Glasgow, said: “I went into the garden at four in the morning after a night in the pub to save flushing the toilet, because water is precious in the ‘outback’.
“Just as I finished and was about to tuck everything safely away, it bit me. I had my pants around my knees when I hobbled into Roddy’s bedroom. My heart was racing, and I was hallucinating.
“Needless to say, Rod was not of a mind to suck out the poison.”
Jackson, who’s on a year’s working holiday at the remote farm, added: “The doctors and nurses were very professional; they didn’t take the mickey out of me being bitten on my wedding tackle.” (TheSun)
Aussie snake bites Brit ‘Down Undargh!’ - Guyana Chronicle
Lang may yer lum reek...
its an interesting fact that VD did not exist until the 18th century and then the abbos only caught it off emus.
Having lived in both UK and Oz. No comparison, Oz wins hands down.
^^Transport costs would be astronomical that far out, but yeah it's not cheap when you're that far from civilisation!
I spent a night at that pub as a teenager, 10 of us on a King Air doing a crew change on our way from Brisbane to somewhere in the Simpson dessert stopped in Birdsville for fuel. The one and only guy that had the keys for all the re-fuelling gear had gone Camel shooting and hadn't come back yet, and as time ticked on it got too late to get in/out of where we were going before nightfall anyway so that was that till the next morning. Spent a small fortune getting blind on Bundy rum with the locals, had a great night.
612 baht for a pint sounds a bit better than 25 bucks or 14.13 pounds for some reason. You guys should adopt the THB, my round!
^What was so good about Australia. Food? I wasn't in Australia very long, but I didn't think the food was spectacular... English food isn't either though.
You clearly went to the wrong places then. There is excellent cuisine, of many varieties, available in Oz. Not cheap though if you're comparing with Thailand, then again not expensive if you are comparing with the UK & US.
I don't think I spent a long enough time there actually. I can't judge a cuisine in a week, especially when my cousin's wife cooked some of the meals (and she is Japanese). I remember ordering fries and asked for ketchup and was looked at funny. I believe they call it 'sauce' and 'chips'?
Wannabes gonna wannabe.
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