Unsealed, on a porch a letter sat.

[flashbang]

Is that the best opening line to a song ever? Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam.

What is the greatest opening line to a song, in your humble opinion?

[somtamslap]

Well she wears big knickers and she works in sewage farm..

[pseudolus]

Dear Chasey Lain.

[somtamslap]

Unsealed, on a porch a letter sat

That does has its attributes, mind.

[aging one]

Just so you know yanks have a sense of humor.

"It starts with the soil beneath your feet. There are no pesticides".

[flashbang]

I have nothing against yanks my ageing friend. They have given us great music and movies, not to mention a helping hand in a war or two.

They must have some humour cos they gave us shit like dumb and dumber.


Yellow Ledbetter is a beautiful song. Listen to black if you're ever feeling black and want to do a skydive without the associated equipment. Joke.

[Thetyim]

Why would anyone write a song about a condom on the porch

[aging one]

Yellow Ledbetter is a beautiful song. Listen to black if you're ever feeling black and want to do a skydive without the associated equipment. Joke. !

I will.

Why would anyone write a song about a condom on the porch

Thats why I will and want to .

Why do you have all your posts hot linked to twitter? I have had to edit quotes for the first time ever.

[Thetyim]

^
Is that directed at me?
I've never used twitter

[flashbang]

Well she wears big knickers and she works in sewage farm..

Fair play, that is, without doubt, world class.

[flashbang]

Why would anyone write a song about a condom on the porch

Maybe he'd just buggered his mates grandmother or summut.

[Thetyim]

^
Yes you could be right.
I was wrongly assuming that unsealed meant unused but it could well have been used to bugger his mates grandmother and then put back in the packet.

[Ozcol]

This is not directed at any of the posters on the thread ,or their mates grandmother ,but I always liked the song,
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.