Thread: Jazz greats

Miles Davis - trumpet, keyboards
Kenny Garrett - saxophone, flute
Bobby Irving - keyboards
Adam Holzman - keyboards
Benjamin Rietveld - bass
Marilyn Mazur - percussion
Joseph Foley McCreary - lead bass
Ricky Wellman - drums

Jazz Shmazz...

Originally Posted by Neo

Jazz Shmazz...

Like it.

Muffin check - this out and the life of Chet Baker (he sings a plays trumpet - well easy on the ears). A real hell raiser!

Some good ones posted.

The nearest thing to jazz i get is Steely Dan - is that jazz ?.
I must admit to creaming myself listening to them (not literally please understand).

from 2006: Soil and Pimp Sessions - Summer Goddess

Does Acid Jazz count?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

James Joyce

“My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your [at][at][at][at], you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s [at][at][at][at]. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your [at][at][at][at] is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.”

― James Joyce, Selected Letters

I don't think you'd find such prose in that particular jazz mag.

Does Kenny Ball and his jazzmen count?

Originally Posted by jamiejambos

Does Kenny Ball and his jazzmen count?

Does he count.......basie

Little known beyond USA saw him years ago very sweet style

Susan Boyle, Amy Whinenoise,Justin Blubba get your ears around this