Because it's too gay (Kwang, your Communards and Marc Almond albums), too Northern (Stoker, your Smiths shite...), crap hair and music (Yanks and their Bon Jovi...).
So, if you're man enough, fess up!
I'll go first.This album is non stop classics (but, don't tell me mates down the pub I said so...).
(put your cock away, Socal!)
Here are some classics from this great album you weren't man enough to admit to luvvving: