I have the misfortune to have a family of rats move into the loft.
Up there I really don't give a fat rat's arse what they do but they get down into the kitchen at night and that is a problem.
I tried beating them to death but only managed one. Bloody quick little bastards they are. I tried poison but they didn't eat it even when it was wrapped in a testy bit of raw chicken. The classic spring trap worked as well as a Greek public employee so I was getting desperate enough to find the local Muslim extremists and ask to borrow a cup of semtex and an Uzi.
However, on my way to "Radicals R us" I popped into a local supermarket and found a humane trap.
It's a cage with a one way gate. You pop a tasty morsel of stale bread on a hook and hope the rat is daft enough to go for it.
Turns out they are and I now have two large rats running around in there.
So the problem is how to kill them.
There is a poll but other suggestions are welcome.