Thread: Food poisoning, home remedies please

Originally Posted by Thetyim

I swear by this stuff, always keep a few packets in the house

I'll but a dozen packs tomorrow. Thanks mate.

Originally Posted by Norton

Beans! Ought to be an interesting night. A fart duet.

But he'll be playing it
and she'll be spraying it

Originally Posted by Norton

For you I take it. Beans! Ought to be an interesting night. A fart duet.

Bloody oath. Fight fire with fire.

Having said that it'll probably be a shocking night.

I can't seem to get excited about flatulent sex. Probably 'cos I'm not German.

Originally Posted by Thetyim

she'll be spraying it

Pray God not...........

Congealed blood? It could be more than just a bug . . . I'd suggest a trip to the clinic and some tests.

Originally Posted by panama hat

Congealed blood

Lovely stuff. Staple diet.

Probiotics - get some good bacteria in there........

Probably been said before but I always,

Drink water (but it usually comes out both ends)
Eat dry toast even if you think your gonna puke.
Drink those orange flavoured re hydration drinks.
Then spend most of the night on the bog repeating each of the previous steps until your hungry. Thats when you know your better.

There's nothing worse. I had it last week.

Originally Posted by Airportwo

Probiotics

Wot's that then?

JJ, I have some additional suggestions.

Get her some fiber capsules as well. 2 to 3 capsules 3 times a day. It will help push out the bacteria quicker.

If it is real serious, you could get her an antibiotic known as Flagyl (Metronidazole) as well for parasites and anaerobic bacteria.


as well.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by Airportwo

Probiotics

Wot's that then?

Good intestinal bacteria found in yogurt. Can be bought as capsules as well.

Originally Posted by chitown

Flagyl (Metronidazole)

Cheers. I know Flagyl well. I did huge amounts of it when in Sudan and Ethiopia.

Apparently they also also prescribe it for heavy drinkers. ???? Strange but true.

Originally Posted by chitown

Get her some fiber capsules as well. 2 to 3 capsules 3 times a day. It will help push out the bacteria quicker.

Carbon, yes ?

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by chitown

Get her some fiber capsules as well. 2 to 3 capsules 3 times a day. It will help push out the bacteria quicker.

Carbon, yes ?

no. different.

Originally Posted by chitown

no. different.

OK. I'll check it out tomorrow.

FYI

I've made chicken, baked potatoes and fresh tomatoes rather than beans. Some times its better to take the low road.

Now this is just to fucking weird.
I was just to my mail ans I did have a advert from Puritans Pride labs and I am down to one bottle [100 caps] of probotic acidophilus, and am tired of mixing fiber with water and choking it down so did order 3 200 cap bottles of psyllium husk 500 mg.
and by ordering 3 each at sale price they gave me 4 more of each free., but the freight is $38.00

So according to Chi, I got it coming and JJ ol lady should be taking it

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Quote: Originally Posted by Norton Diarrhea and vomiting? Nope, stomach cramps and quite remarkable flatulence. Bloating, gave Rennies. Muscle cramps.

Why is folks talking about the skidders, he says she ain't got em.
I had cholera and it is shit every 15 minutes around the clock and terrible belly ache, I could eat but it went right thru, didn't even slow down long enough to change colors.
drank enough paragoric to make an opium fiend out of me.

Many thanks folks. She's now fit and well.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

I'll get the carbon tabs tomorrow.

Or just eat some charcoal.

Originally Posted by blackgang

So according to Chi, I got it coming and JJ ol lady should be taking it

You wanna post me some? I'll cover costs.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by chitown

Flagyl (Metronidazole)

Apparently they also also prescribe it for heavy drinkers. ???? Strange but true.

Also prescribed for certain other infections that are best left unmentioned.
If you drink alcohol whilst taking Metronidazole then you will very quickly find out why it is given to alcoholics.

Anyway glad to hear that she is up and about now

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by Lily The unmentionable thing is probably what she had....

Care to elaborate?

I wouldn't pay to much attention to that old sow, she is just trying to bet your goat by being nasty.

Metronidazole will not treat a viral infection such as the common cold or flu. Do not drink alcohol while you are taking metronidazole and for at least 3 days after you stop taking it. You may have unpleasant side effects such as fast heartbeats, warmth or redness under your skin, tingly feeling, nausea, and vomiting.

Jesus christ,, that shit sounds like antabuse, I took some once to keep me from drinking and was warned about taking that shit and drinking, so I took it and as y'all know, you can not stop a man from drinking if he wants to be drunk more than he wants to be sober, and I fucking near killed my self and was afraid that I was not going to die,, what a cluster fuck that shit is.
So do not take it just cause you have decided that you will take it and will not drink. don't work that way at all.
if you have decided that you do not want to drink, it is somple, just don't have that first one and the next one you don't have will be easier.

why don't you just go buy some Norfloxcian for 50 baht and get on down the road?