Rigger does Canada

**Rigger** · 24-12-2008, 10:06 PM

I am over here in sunny Canada at the moment looking at some new drilling rigs that we are taking into the middle east. Pretty well stuck here until we can get everyone to sign off on the rigs. So heres a few pictures of my travels around the strange place

This is the view from my hotel room a couple of days ago

The Hotel is nice enough but the service is about the woarst I have ever seen, my room hasnt been cleaned for 3 days and I had to clean up all the beer cans myself the last few days. Service at the bar is enough to make you walk out. They have this big titty girls down there and if you dont give them a tip they wont serve you and they have really big tits I really dont know why I bother going down there

When I got here they gave me little front wheel drive shopping trolly to get around in, it lasted a day and I changed it out for this F150 bloody great truck with plenty of go under the hood 5.7lt petrol auto

Now these little rigs are the reason I am over here, and thats enough about work

**Rigger** · 24-12-2008, 10:13 PM

This seems to sum up canada pretty well

**daveboy** · 24-12-2008, 10:16 PM

Can't argue with that

**Rigger** · 24-12-2008, 10:21 PM

Now they told me the seal clubbing tours are a no go but I should be able to rent a Skido (snow motorcycle)
Anyway I got to go play in cold for a bit.
I have also found out that hangovers are not as bad in -20 to -35 weather because your so fuking cold you forget that you feel like shit

**Propagator** · 25-12-2008, 01:47 AM

Originally Posted by Rigger

They have this big titty girls down there

Wheres the pictures

**Rigger** · 25-12-2008, 02:15 AM

^ let me see what I can do prop but not sure if we can take pictures in there, mined you the was some drunk bar maid flashing her tits in the sports bar the other night

Thread is on hold as I am off to the rockys for a few days

**natalie8** · 11-01-2009, 11:48 PM

Where in Canada was this?

**Texpat** · 12-01-2009, 12:16 AM

Rigger's the last TD pusswipe I'd expect to start swinging hearty North American cars.
I've never driven one of those cuntass Euro claptraps in the Great Northeast...

But I welcome Rigger's estimation of the patsy Euro crap in the wild north west!

The shit most of you call manly is flat-out- pussy.

Rigger -- tell us!

Now Rig's not from some lame coastal shithole ....

**Spin** · 12-01-2009, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by Texpat

hearty North American cars.

Enjoy them while you can. This time next year it might be a Subaru

**Texpat** · 12-01-2009, 12:35 AM

With massive body parts, four-wheel drive, huge heating systems ...

yeah, some crappy euro shitbox .... as if

**hillbilly** · 12-01-2009, 08:44 AM

Just hope it is warmer there than in NW Colorado.

**Rigger** · 12-01-2009, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by natalie8

Where in Canada was this?

Edmonton

Originally Posted by Texpat

But I welcome Rigger's estimation of the patsy Euro crap in the wild north west! The shit most of you call manly is flat-out- pussy. Rigger -- tell us!

Canadians are manly unlike most english tossers that think their hard cause they shave there head and get tatto. They love big trucks, like ford F350, and everyone hunts and rides a snowski. Now on the manly scale a 10 being a Aussie male the canadians come in at around a 8 and the pommies come in around a 6.

Edmonton is a oil workers town and even more so where I stayed a place called Leduc, there are people wanted for employment signs on every street and there seems to be alot of Asian/Indians around. I found the Canadian people very friendly and hard working.
Heres a few pictures,

**Rigger** · 12-01-2009, 09:07 AM

You cant have a shopping mall with out a shooting range now can yeh

**natalie8** · 12-01-2009, 04:32 PM

Edmonton in December, eh? WTF for? Did you do something really wrong. The wilderness in western Canada is breathtaking. Thanks for the pics.

**Jet Gorgon** · 13-01-2009, 06:03 AM

Nice snap of the cariboo herd. Is that the N Saskatchewan River? Guess not if you're in Leduc. And there are no seal-clubbing excursions from the area you're in. And, WTF are you doing in Leduc? Thought the wells dried up there years ago. Make more money in Fort MacM.

I'm Canadian and I've never had big boobs.
Have you done West Edmonton Mall yet? Or Whyte Avenue? I used to drink at the Commercial when I was underage.

**kingwilly** · 13-01-2009, 06:10 AM

so I guess there's no sex on the cards either?

**Jet Gorgon** · 13-01-2009, 10:02 AM

^ For who?

**Travelmate** · 13-01-2009, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

I'm Canadian and I've never had big boobs.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

I used to drink at the Commercial when I was underage.

Not a problem if you look like a man.

**mrsquirrel** · 13-01-2009, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by Texpat

Rigger's the last TD pusswipe I'd expect to start swinging hearty North American cars. I've never driven one of those cuntass Euro claptraps in the Great Northeast... But I welcome Rigger's estimation of the patsy Euro crap in the wild north west! The shit most of you call manly is flat-out- pussy. Rigger -- tell us! Now Rig's not from some lame coastal shithole ....

What???

**Rigger** · 14-01-2009, 06:23 AM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Nice snap of the cariboo herd. Is that the N Saskatchewan River

That was at a place called Jasper

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

I'm Canadian and I've never had big boobs.

Trust me after living in Thailand they are big and so are the woman, And they love the Aussie accent, all the old ducks tried to mother me and all the bar wenches tried to take me home

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Have you done West Edmonton Mall yet

Yes thats a amazing place here is a few more pictures, for people that havent been this mall has a indoor beach/water slids/submarines/shooting range and more
West Edmonton Mall

**Jet Gorgon** · 14-01-2009, 10:21 AM

^ Tourist!

Bourbon Street used to have some good burger and beer joints. Never skated there. Would NEVER go in the water venues -- the kids pee in it...

**phuketbound** · 14-01-2009, 08:28 PM

Good (cold) pics of BC/AB. I've heard about that mall.

What did you think of Canadian beer?

**Jet Gorgon** · 15-01-2009, 12:14 AM

^ I don't drink beer. Rigger might like it. It's pretty heavy and smells bad to me.
Anyway, the northeastern US is now being hit by frigid Alberta clipper weather.
The clippers form in Alberta from Arctic cold fronts and move down and east across the States. Fekin BRRRRRRRRRRR.

**Rigger** · 15-01-2009, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by phuketbound

What did you think of Canadian beer?

I found two beers that I liked, one was Kankoonee I think ? and the other was a honey larger beer, Canada has a great selection of beers

**blackgang** · 15-01-2009, 08:02 AM

Rigger, we do agree on that, I can't tremember the names of the 2 I used to drink, but hell I ain't been up there to drink any since 1953 or so, but I did like it, bottles came stacked in a barrel with a heavy paper cone over the neck of the bottle.
Those little funny smelling Kaluch girls up around Grand Prairie liked it too.

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