Thread: Thai males at internet cafes

^ Next month's Pat Thread - Why has my knob gone brown?

Nah...it'll be anal sex with thaiophile uni students

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Nah...it'll be anal sex with thaiophile uni students

male or female?

Originally Posted by NickA

male or female?

Does it matter? At least to Pat.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Nah...it'll be anal sex with thaiophile uni students

Funny how your description of a Thaiophile is male. I think Gerbil is right, your knob will be brown.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Your typical Thaiophile will not have a word said against this nation because he's in the honeymoon period of his move here, ie. he still has a few hundred quid left, doesn't need to start teaching yet and can still afford to eat at upmarket expat places.

One day Patrick you will buy your own computer and therefore stop starting threads like this. One day...

Originally Posted by MeMock

One day...

One day, over the rainbow, Pat will buy
An Acer or Dell, or a SVGA, heavens know why.

Pat wants to score some whitening cream, but not from a guy
Cause his anal sex has left him wondering, "Why oh Why?"

^ that's awful.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

One day, over the rainbow, Pat will buy
An Acer or Dell, or a SVGA, heavens know why.

Pat wants to score some whitening cream, but not from a guy
Cause his anal sex has left him wondering, "Why oh Why?"

Oh jeezus

^ back at your favourite cafe eh pat?

Yep but I gotta leave by midnight so I can catch 7-11 and buy beers

7 -11 closed 57 minutes ago, sorry.

OH, I see...... How stupid of me.
Madders was making a joke.
He was trying to make a witticism.
Trying to make the moronic sound like Joy speak.
I see.
I really didn't before.
My bad, as they say in some areas of the world.

Still, it's good to know that people can laugh at something, I suppose.

It made you laugh Pickles, which is good. A good thing. Good, I'm pleased for you.

Coffee? 2 cups of a morning, end of story. Though I've no idea why you ask. Maybe something else to make you laugh. Well, jolly good. It's good to laugh.

What a laughing lot we are.

Ho Ho Ho.

Originally Posted by bkkandrew

^Er, why?

New laws apparently.

Confirmed here.
They did it : law requires companies to store all Internet datas for 90 days « Thailand Crisis

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

Let me translate for you Jandajoy... Now, close computer say bad about King. Yellow shirts people, King go round them. This Bangkok people, not rice farmer, we not worry, sun shines, rain come, grow rice, eat good, sanook.

Ok, I've gone back to this. Very good. You've tried to convert it in to something similar to the way I write stuff that Joy says. Well done.

I must say I don't really understand why you bothered as
a. Joy's not reading this and
b. I am, and I've got bit of a grasp of the English Language.

Still, nver mind. If it made you happy, good for you.

Originally Posted by MeMock

7 -11 closed 57 minutes ago, sorry.

Not in this neck of the woods.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Yep but I gotta leave by midnight so I can catch 7-11 and buy beers

Are you a newbie DJ? Family Mart sells all night.

^^ Getting a little precious there aren't you JJ?

OH, I see...... How stupid of me.
Madders was making a joke.
He was trying to make a witticism.
Trying to make the moronic sound like Joy speak.
I see.
I really didn't before.
My bad, as they say in some areas of the world.

The point of it was you was making a joke about somebody's bad communication skills, but in Joy's thread ironically enough are saying that perfect English is not needed to communicate. So I, anyway...

Just a little joke, no need to go back and reread it and think too much about it, just go with the flow, everything will be alright in the morning.



























Sun come back new, rice grow strong, ... etc.

^yeah, it's not as if you did anything really bad, like correctly identifying his fish

Trying to make the moronic sound like Joy speak.

I didn't say Joy, struggling to learn a second language whilst also tending the farm, made moronic sounds either.

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Yep but I gotta leave by midnight so I can catch 7-11 and buy beers

Are you a newbie DJ? Family Mart sells all night.

Does it really? I was unaware. Anyway there's no Family Mart round here.

^fucking amateur

No Family Mart?

Have you moved out of Bangkok?

Most 7/11s are 24 hour aren't they?