Thread: Thai women manipulating spineless thaiophile farang men

Originally Posted by Spin

I cant think of any farang i've ever met in Thailand who wouldn't do the same!

I have to agree with you smeg and if my wife felt the need to follow me into a bar I would immediately duck for cover.

If she told me to jump I would enquire how high and in which direction.

Then again she would never do this as she has absolutely no reason to doubt me!

Originally Posted by Camel Toe

Good one! I like to say, "Let's make this a real party, I'll be right back, I'm going to the ATM."

They probably make a few "farang eating farang" type jokes about an ATM using an ATM as soon as you walk away

The jokes dry up when you don't come back and they realise that the oh-so-clever manipulators have been manipulated

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by Smeg

Originally Posted by Camel Toe

Good one! I like to say, "Let's make this a real party, I'll be right back, I'm going to the ATM."

They probably make a few "farang eating farang" type jokes about an ATM using an ATM as soon as you walk away

The jokes dry up when you don't come back and they realise that the oh-so-clever manipulators have been manipulated

Isn't there a scenario like that in 'Private Dancer' (I think it's Private Dancer, after a while all these BKK BG books seem to be the same. )?

The 'hero' realises he's being conned by his GF and her Thai BF, sets up a huge party for her, saying he'll be there later. They all eat, drink & be merry on 'his' bill & he never shows.

I don't know about Thai bar girls, but I one time I was out on a date at an expensive restaurant in Chicago. The girl I was with crossed me for the last time during the meal. I excused myself halfway through dinner to go to the restroom. Instead I went of the restroom, I went straight to the car park and left her there. She was quite upset. Called me about 50 times that night and hundreds of times over the next month. I saw her and her new boyfriend out at the bar sometime later and she was trying to get him to come over and fight me. Nothing came of it.

Originally Posted by chitown

I saw her and her new boyfriend out at the bar sometime later and she was trying to get him to come over and fight me. Nothing came of it.

why did he feel sorry for you

Originally Posted by chitown

I don't know about Thai bar girls

liar!

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by Smeg

Originally Posted by Camel Toe

Good one! I like to say, "Let's make this a real party, I'll be right back, I'm going to the ATM."

They probably make a few "farang eating farang" type jokes about an ATM using an ATM as soon as you walk away

The jokes dry up when you don't come back and they realise that the oh-so-clever manipulators have been manipulated

Isn't there a scenario like that in 'Private Dancer' (I think it's Private Dancer, after a while all these BKK BG books seem to be the same. )?

The 'hero' realises he's being conned by his GF and her Thai BF, sets up a huge party for her, saying he'll be there later. They all eat, drink & be merry on 'his' bill & he never shows.

Yes and it happened in real life too - he told her to arrange the party and pay etc but he never left Ireland (or UK)

another stickman article based thread, cant be bothered really.

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Best thing is to be cautious like me and just stay single, most women who want a secure and settled guy are basically saying they want somebody to pay for their lifestyle.

That sounds a bit selfish to me.

But sounds a lot wise to me.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Best thing to do - which is what I have done with my last two f**k partners (not GF's) ...find a nice girl who already has a BF and make it clear that it's only sex and a bit of fun.

This, I've found, puts a whole new shine on the arrangement.... she will call you and come and f**k you at all hours when she feels like it, she will take you out, and the bottom line is known that it's only fun.

It's only taken Pat 10 years of living here to learn about f**k buddies.


Congrats Pat, fast learner eh. Finally enjoying what the rest of us have been doing our entire lives.

^I been having them for years thank you very much but I find that the ones with fast cars and cash are the best ones.

Who doesn't you retard. I'm sorry that having a rich gik is still a novelty for you, worth boasting to all and sundry about. Look at me, I'm DJ Twat and I'm having sex!


You really do think you're the only one here with a sex life eh.

At least I don't pretend and fabricate my sex life.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

At least I don't pretend and fabricate my sex life.

Indeed.

I don't think there's anyone on here that doubts you're not the prolific wanker you come across as.

At least I don't pretend and fabricate my sex life.

Who would need to?


You just try and boast and boast about what everybody else has been doing for their entire life... sorry that you only feel so sexually superior in the Land of Sex.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

At least I don't pretend and fabricate my sex life.

Poor, poor, deluded little Pat.

Either way, you'ree either a wanker (if you're pretending) or a twat (if it's real)

My bet is, it's somewhere inbetween.

Twanker

Ooooh jealousy hurts doesn't it?

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

At least I don't pretend and fabricate my sex life.

Indeed.

I don't think there's anyone on here that doubts you're not the prolific wanker you come across as.

Aaaw, shit!

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to AntRobertson again

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Ooooh jealousy hurts doesn't it?

UMmmmm, again you seem to be under the bizarre illusion that you're the only person here having sex Pat.

Why would anyone possibly be jealous... of you?



Or has Pat been hanging out with Smeg too much and has started to become slightly insane.

^Fucking hell, this retard is stalking Pat now simply for knowing me. He does appear to be a typical TEFLer, a first world refugee with mental problems.