Ruprecht Biden

Time Magazine Production Meeting
Editor

“ Geezus H Christ Tumulty, you've made Biden look like he's some kind of loose cannon.

Karen Tumulty

But Chief, every time he's opens his mouth, he has to explain away some gaffe, and in the process creates another one.

Editor
I don't care. We're not running an article titled, "Hidin' Biden: Obama's Non-Stop Stream of Embarrassing Stupidity"
Karen Tumulty
I don't particularly like it either Chief, but what else can you call it? He has been taken off the campaign circuit, you know. People tend to notice things like that.

Editor

Voluble.

Karen Tumulty
Voluble?

Editor
Voluble.

Karen Tumulty
Perfect. That's why you're the chief, Chief.

Editor
And work a slam against that Palin bitch in there. We don't want people thinking she's smarter than Biden.