The gross happiness index of foreigners residing in Thailand ?????

**jim1176** · 06-09-2008, 11:35 PM

All these surveys are a laugh. If the results were not positive for Thailand the survey would be scrapped. A new survey would then be taken until the desired positive result was returned. So tourist arrivals are always up, beaches are always clean, food is always good etc, etc and Thailand is amazing forever more.

**dirtydog** · 06-09-2008, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Yet you were quite happy to insinuate that's what would happen to some guy in Chiang Mai by posting a photo of your gun on this forum was it not?

So now we have gone from threatened to insinuate, you really are a dumb piece of shite Mr Turd.

**momo8** · 06-09-2008, 11:49 PM

Just a question DD but do you undergo some sort of transformation after midnight?

Last night you were ripping into the morons with the visa thread which was then MPKd, tonight you're Tud bashing....and JJ and I ended up with a Cum all over our faces and treat us mean MKP thread for talking about SANDWICHES.

Sheesh you're a hard dog to follow.

**dirtydog** · 06-09-2008, 11:54 PM

You know bukkake nights are the thing for you momo.

**momo8** · 06-09-2008, 11:57 PM

Yeah but I like a happy ending DD.

**EmperorTud** · 07-09-2008, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

So now we have gone from threatened to insinuate, you really are a dumb piece of shite Mr Turd.

Blah blah blah.

Tumshie!

**dirtydog** · 07-09-2008, 12:17 AM

Turd, when you accuse someone of something I know facts are like real boring and that but it is best to stick to facts you Scottish fool.

**EmperorTud** · 07-09-2008, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Turd, when you accuse someone of something I know facts are like real boring and that but it is best to stick to facts you Scottish fool.

So why did you post a picture of your gun lying on top of a piece of paper with a handwritten note to someone you were threatening in the same thread?

It seems unusual you are denying it completely now, a few posters must have witnessed it.

**dirtydog** · 07-09-2008, 12:34 AM

Turd, i realise that Scots are the dumbest foks in the world, please post where I have threatened anybody you fokwit, posting pictures of guns or tits aint threatening nobody you fokwit.

**EmperorTud** · 07-09-2008, 12:45 AM

^ so you don't deny posting a picture of a handgun? Looked to me like a .38 snub if memory serves.

**dirtydog** · 07-09-2008, 12:49 AM

Turd you really are a dumb fok and make up stuff to suit your own story, yes it is a .38 snub, no I have not threatened anybody with it on the internet which you say I have, no you are the dumbest foking Scot in the world.

bkkandrew · 07-09-2008, 03:18 AM

^Where's the pic? What did the note say?

**Reaper** · 07-09-2008, 03:19 AM

What did the note say?

**Texpat** · 07-09-2008, 04:00 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

posting pictures of guns or tits aint threatening nobody you fokwit.

Just keep it in the holster till you're ready to use it.

**jandajoy** · 07-09-2008, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by momo8

Last night you were ripping into the morons with the visa thread which was then MPKd, tonight you're Tud bashing....and JJ and I ended up with a Cum all over our faces and treat us mean MKP thread for talking about SANDWICHES.

I thought that was quite funny in a Daliesque, stream of conciousness sort of way.

**jandajoy** · 07-09-2008, 08:05 AM

The linking of "sandwiches" with orgasms in DDs mind.

**momo8** · 07-09-2008, 10:51 AM

^ Some people will get excited about anything.

**baldrick** · 07-09-2008, 11:36 AM

mayoing a beef sandwich can be a welcome change to your average geriatric nuns armpit

**Accidental Ajarn** · 07-09-2008, 11:52 AM

TE

My goodness, I have listened to the sky is falling thailand is going to shit farangs for 20 years. You think you have something "new" to add? Hardly,

**Andrew Hicks** · 07-09-2008, 01:25 PM

I know it was His Royal Highness the King of Bhutan who called it 'gross national happiness', but is my happiness as an expat really 'gross'?

It sounds horrible !

We must be talking about actual happiness/pleasure enjoyed, less the cost/effort of achieving it... in which case it's 'net national happiness' which sounds much nicer.

Surveys in Thailand have compared results for different regions, the poor rural areas scoring highest. Such a survey could have some comparative validity though a survey of expats nationally could only indicate trends.

The other question is why do visitors want to come back. Thailand's pretty dirty and not that beautiful so why?

I can only think that it has to be for the special qualities of the Thai people!

(Fade in traditional Thai harps and warbly voices!)

**Texpat** · 07-09-2008, 03:52 PM

And a relatively hairless vagina swaying to and fro a mere meter from your face -- attached in one direction to leather boots and the other to a set of perky plumpers topped of by coffee brown spigots. An angelic voice cooing how handsum you are while a delicate hand slowly slips 1,000 notes out of your wallet.

bkkandrew · 08-09-2008, 12:18 AM

^You have had her as well?

Shit.

**Texpat** · 08-09-2008, 12:22 AM

yeah, a few times.

Not unreluctantly.

**Deck Ape** · 08-09-2008, 12:32 AM

Originally Posted by Texpat

And a relatively hairless vagina swaying to and fro a mere meter from your face -- attached in one direction to leather boots and the other to a set of perky plumpers topped of by coffee brown spigots. An angelic voice cooing how handsum you are while a delicate hand slowly slips 1,000 notes out of your wallet.

That's what I'm talkin 'bout

**Deck Ape** · 08-09-2008, 12:33 AM

OOHH do it again Texpat, I wanna take a field trip.

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