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    The Banana Tree Test

    The Banana Test

    There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who are standing under it.

    They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
    Who do you guess will win?
    Your answer will reflect your personality.
    So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds
    Got your answer?



    Now scroll down to see the analysis.



















    If your answer is:

    Lion = you're dull.

    Chimpanzee = you're a moron.

    Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.

    Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.







    A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
    Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off
    and relax! Try again next year.

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    How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
    Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.











    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.




    2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?












    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
    Wrong Answer.
    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.













    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
    Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?















    Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
    You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

















    Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
    Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

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    Going to sleep better off now

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