Thread: Fridays Joke, 'Variety Pack'

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was AfterEight. She

was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they

stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He

asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one

with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked

into a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the

light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand

into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he

showed her his CurlyWurly and Tic Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have

any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via

her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was

a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled

out, his fun size Mars Bar, it felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he

needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very

appetizing.. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished

off by giving her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go

home to his wife, Caramel., Sadly 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to

drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts..